Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Parker]

I was looking for a horse to punch then I found one.....

"Mark was looking for a job and then he found a job, and heaven knows they're miserable now"

 

[Death]

He's crazy leaving right before the investment after going through relaxations. Had the chance to start looking at champions league.

 

[Toast]

He's crazy leaving right before the investment after going through relaxations. Had the chance to start looking at champions league.

I think he could still be manager come the first game of the season you know..

A proper U turn.

 

[MikeH72]

Pardew still has a year left on his 8-year contract.

 

[Death]

"Mark was looking for a job and then he found a job, and heaven knows they're miserable now"

You've lived off your Blackburn spell too long they said. So he naturally fled.

 

[MikeH72]

Back to back top ten finishes with that squad is not poor performance at all:

Allardyce got 8th with a worse Everton team. Dyche got 7th with a worse Burnley team. Having nothing but a well organised defence can get you 7th in this league.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Allardyce got 8th with a worse Everton team. Dyche got 7th with a worse Burnley team. Having nothing but a well organised defence can get you 7th in this league.

Oooh,7th you say? Phones Hodgson

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

You've lived off your Blackburn spell too long they said. So he naturally fled.

As the flames rose to his Spanish nose and his apron started to melt

 

[COYBL25]

Pardew still has a year left on his 8-year contract.

Just like Kevin Mirralas contract

 

[alvinh]

In reality, this is little more than a slightly above average manager leaving a bang average club. However, the fact that this signifies that the rumoured "takeover" was a bunch of BS, it's made it so much funnier. Ashley is doing God's work up there, a quite incredible troll.

 

[EFC78]

Back to back top ten finishes with that squad is not poor performance at all:

When did he achieve back to back top ten finishes? In the Premier League he has had them 10th then 13th, unless you are counting the promotion from the Championship which was expected anyway.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Joey Barton has released a statement via Sky, completely unprompted this morning.

It says that he's quite early on in his managerial career with still a lot to learn and quite happy at Fleetwood.
But... I he were offered the Newcastle job, he would find it hard to turn down.

Joey Barton responds to Newcastle United managerial speculation

Newcastle United are searching for a new manager ahead of next season

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Please let it be Barton, please please please.

 

[Yarrgh]

Please let it be Barton, please please please.

+1

 

[COYBL25]

Joey Barton has released a statement via Sky, completely unprompted this morning.

It says that he's quite early on in his managerial career with still a lot to learn and quite happy at Fleetwood.
But... I he were offered the Newcastle job, he would find it hard to turn down.

Joey Barton responds to Newcastle United managerial speculation

Newcastle United are searching for a new manager ahead of next season

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

Him and Newcastle deserve each other