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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)
- Thread starter Del-boy
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YorkieG
Player Valuation: £500k
Well if we're making stuff up about players at other teams!
Ah, you lot. lol Joelinton's been good, as demonstrated by your lot getting neewhere near him a week back.
YorkieG
Player Valuation: £500k
I guess if he was 26 the other man wouldn't have stamped on him and broken a bone in his foot!
How utterly strange. From striking hope to midfield dynamo. Maybe Eddie Howe is a genius of Guardiola proportions (think converting Lahm to midfield defensive fulcrum, or Delph to serviceable left back).
YorkieG
Player Valuation: £500k
Howe got a bit lucky in all fairness. It's been clear to anyone with a working brain (ie not Bruce) that he isn't a CF. However, Howe admitted that he saw him more as a number 10. It was only the forced change to a number 8 role (when Clark got sent off against Norwich) that has resulted in this sequence of robust performances, very much in the middle of the park. Just a pity he totally goes to bits in the box and shoots against his own head, etc. If he can improve his composure in that department then he could become an unlikely icon, after two horrendous first years.
lol nowhere near him lol
Didn't even notice he was playing until Alli left one on him and he had a titty lip lol lol lol
Edit : sorry I've just remembered at the end of the first half where he gets tripped up by the ghost of Peter Beardleys jaw and somehow heads the ball from 2 inches off the ground.
It really was a memorable performance come to think of it.
YorkieG
Player Valuation: £500k
And yet, despite all that, he was on the winning team. Blimey.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Look at this man. Typical nufc fan. Comes on here playing the sound man routine then reporting all his findings back to his boys.
Newcastle United vs. Everton 08/02/2022 @ 7.45pm (BT)
newcastle-online.org
Hope we don't lose our momentum cos I'd [Poor language removed] love us to pummel Everton.
https://newcastle-online.org/topic/32205-Rafael-benítez/page/893/?tab=comments#comment-7026169
It's hilarious. You go on Grand Old Team and somehow Geordies are apparently the yardstick for all unreasonable fans. Crackers. Not only did the vast majority of our lot sit on their hands during the worst times, but to get that slaver from Everton fans...
Newcastle United vs. Everton 08/02/2022 @ 7.45pm (BT)
newcastle-online.org
Some of the hate is palpable, like. One example from their current pre-match thread:
"Couldn't stand these whoppers even before they went all in on sucking off a repressive regime just to get a few dollars stuffed in their G-string. Hope we blast the horse-punching whoppers back into the championship, forever."
Then the same guy quoting himself unprompted:
"Sorry, just reiterating how much I hate these absolute cretins and how tumescent I am at the thought of slapping them into League One."
Lol. At least disguise your user name you thick numptey.
A thoroughly deserved win I might add.
But doesn't change the fact he's absolutely crap. We've won loads of games (not this season) with crap players. It happens.
YorkieG
Player Valuation: £500k
Look at this man. Typical nufc fan. Comes on here playing the sound man routine then reporting all his findings back to his boys.
Newcastle United vs. Everton 08/02/2022 @ 7.45pm (BT)
Hope we don't lose our momentum cos I'd [Poor language removed] love us to pummel Everton.
It's hilarious. You go on Grand Old Team and somehow Geordies are apparently the yardstick for all unreasonable fans. Crackers. Not only did the vast majority of our lot sit on their hands during the worst times, but to get that slaver from Everton fans...
Re the hatred towards us on GOT, from spending a bit of time on there the impression I get is that - for some weird reason - they appear to liken us to Liverpool/the 'red scum'. I see the odd reference to us and Liverpool supposedly being chums or whatever, very strange. I guess the thing us and Liverpool do have in common is that we're both regional 'top dogs' (snarf), which Everton obviously aren't. So a bit of bitterness via that, maybe.Newcastle United vs. Everton 08/02/2022 @ 7.45pm (BT)
Some of the hate is palpable, like. One example from their current pre-match thread:
"Couldn't stand these whoppers even before they went all in on sucking off a repressive regime just to get a few dollars stuffed in their G-string. Hope we blast the horse-punching whoppers back into the championship, forever."
Then the same guy quoting himself unprompted:
"Sorry, just reiterating how much I hate these absolute cretins and how tumescent I am at the thought of slapping them into League One."
Lol. At least disguise your user name you thick numptey.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
LOL
YorkieG
Player Valuation: £500k
Congrats on your 'gotcha', mind. Would've been impressive had I not been remotely secretive or mentioned our forum on multiple occasions...
Ps, genuine question, who's the blokey in your avatar? Is it Dunc from an old FIFA or something?
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
Whats going on there. Are they strings holding up the numbers that you crudely drew on your photo editor? And failed miserably to match the colour of these apparent strings to the numbers. I don't know why its happening and I don't know how you messed it up so bad.
It's fascinating.
Euan Henderson
Player Valuation: £225k
Think I’m gonna puke.