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In both cities you can pay for sex with chips.
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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)
- Thread starter Del-boy
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In both cities you can pay for sex with chips.
Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
Everyone was right about Howe, no Newcastle fan wanted him, a lot didn't even want him when they got the takeover, so we were all spot on, they obviously have changed their minds 
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Everyone was right about Howe, no Newcastle fan wanted him, a lot didn't even want him when they got the takeover, so we were all spot on, they obviously have changed their minds
They were all banging the drum for Pochettino to take over from him last season after he’d been there about 8 games. They are hypocritical very fat Neanderthals.
Ahh bless, bet ya canny wait to see the possibility of lifting a trophy in glorious (DRUM ROLL)
COLOUR !!!!
State of you, you scruffy bellend lol lol lol
my comment was factual though
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
I mean, my comment with hindsight is wrong but at the time felt reasonable. Howe has done very well at Newcastle and has a shown a side to his management that I'm not sure he'd ever really shown before. He was exactly what Newcastle required looking back, he has made you difficult to play against and stopped you being a soft touch. In fairness, that was not how Bournemouth played at all, so he deserves credit for that.
I was impressed with Newcastle at Goodison last season, and in a strange way more impressed than with either game at St James's Park. You looked a big, powerful side who could mix things up and go back to front. This season at St James's Park, you were certainly the better team, but it was not a vintage performance and took a terrific goal to get the win. I take some comfort in that for us, as you have been defeating some teams quite heavily.
So yes, Howe has definitely proven me wrong, and good luck to him for doing so. I genuinely didn't think he had it in him. The big challenge for Newcastle now is to hold those top 4 places come May.
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
Is it undoubted though? Like you finished above us in our worst season in about 25 years. for most of the previous two decades you've been below us bar the odd season. You've had a great start, as we have had 3 or 4 times over recent years, but you have to finish the season strong to really justify that claim in my opinion. You're probably in better shape currently, but with the new ground on the horizon for ourselves, I'm not sure it's undoubted you've overtaken us. I think you need to finish above us 6 or 7 years running like we did with you before that claim can come to fruition IMO.
Money talks and shid walks
Lob
Player Valuation: £50m
More clownesque than spending hours of your time finding and quoting 52 posts most of which are from over a year ago?
Whatever floats your boat i guess. I would sooner spend that sort of time on pornhub or the like if i had that amount of time to spare.
Chewbacca
Player Valuation: £30m
Genuinely sad that you had the time to do this. Is your ma busy?
Tommy.
Player Valuation: £25m
I wonder, maybe @Theoneandonly could shed some light...
You know, the gargantuan gimp who plastered this forum with Benitez tripe whilst claiming he supported Dalian Proffesional.
I mean, really?
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Marius57
Player Valuation: £60m
No need fella. I generally argue the cause for newcastle because I live up here and pretty much everyone I speak to supports them and all my inlaws are Toon fans so I have a decent understanding of the club and the fans. I don't mind them (despite many Everton fans and posters on here really not liking them).
But you came on here and tried to pretend to be a blue (despite being called out on it multiple times) and now being an arse doing things like this.
Like, why come on to another teams forum to act like an arse. I don't get it. Other clubs fans come on and are decent like @FOXINPEACE or @Littlesue . It's not hard.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Tommy.
Player Valuation: £25m
I'll be honest mate, I have been (and still am) good mates with some belting Geordies.
As a people I've (nearly) always got on with them.
In my experience Scousers and Geordies usually do.
I've also met some monumental turds who support Newcastle, who let all common sense escape their body when you try to talk about football.
It's a mess, to be honest.