"Lad, dat Brands aint no good cos he aint spent £45 million on a shire horse pony who has scored consierably less dan Dom, who I hated last month la."
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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)
- Thread starter Del-boy
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" from the last series of Newcastle Are Taking Over the World "
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Defenders who've scored more Premier League goals this season than Newcastle's most expensive addition and star striker:
Van Dijk, Webster, Pereira, Lundstrom, Creswell, Doherty, Sokratis, David Luiz, Mings, Dunk, Azpilicueta, Aanholt, Aarnold, Otamendi, Schär, Fernández, Lejeune, Clark, Willems, Baldock and Saiss.
I thought it would only to be fair his own team mates.
Van Dijk, Webster, Pereira, Lundstrom, Creswell, Doherty, Sokratis, David Luiz, Mings, Dunk, Azpilicueta, Aanholt, Aarnold, Otamendi, Schär, Fernández, Lejeune, Clark, Willems, Baldock and Saiss.
I thought it would only to be fair his own team mates.
KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Nah one of the FM warlords was waxing lyrical about him about 6 months before I think. Apparently people actually listen to them.
A plague on all of these houses.
KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Interestingly JOlinton was so bad that even the edge lords didn’t rate him.
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I wonder if oppo fans are as excited to see Moise Kean on ours?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Hopefully less and less so in the future.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
I buzz off seeing Haller on there when we play West Ham too.
Bishop Thumpety-Thump
Player Valuation: £15m
Fixed.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
TV piracy hits Saudi Newcastle takeover – not the beheadings and crucifixions then? | Marina Hyde
Newcastle United fans might not like Mike Ashley much but some things that go on in the kingdom of Saudi Arabia are a little bit more sinister
Oh dear. Might have to wait for another sheikh to rock up in a few months' time.
Oh yeah I remember now
That led to the utter gimp who was banging on about how Everton supporters enjoying away days was the reason the club wasn't kicking on
A weird, weird time to be sure
So they’ve been beaten to signing that Bowen lad from Hull by Palace over the sake of 4 million quid
Tell us again how they’re the new footballing powerhouse
Tell us again how they’re the new footballing powerhouse