To Danny Guthrie, and his shithouse tackle that broke Craig ***an's leg
To Kevin Nolan, and his shithouse tackle that nearly broke Anichebe's leg
To Michael Owen, who turned down Everton for Newcastle's money
To Ryan Taylor, who earlier this season claimed that, player for player, Newcastle were as good as Everton
And to every crying, fat, shirtless Geordie who saw their side fall out of the world's greatest football league with a pitiful whisper of a performance
YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING.
Now don't come back.