Newcastle Watch
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Especially loved this part:
On 24-May-09 at 19:05:34 BST, seller added the following information:
Note all you receive will be a empty envelope full of air ! and not the club..as the club is worthless
pmsl here.
kenada_blue
Welcome to Barcelonaton FC
Quality.
Wait there.
We've made an enormous mistake here. I've just saw Phil Brown with a microphone lapping it up.
I really, really wish Hull have fielded twelve players or something, thats almost scarred me.
COME ON NEWCASTLE.
We've made an enormous mistake here. I've just saw Phil Brown with a microphone lapping it up.
I really, really wish Hull have fielded twelve players or something, thats almost scarred me.
COME ON NEWCASTLE.
Hull will be gone next year. Unbelievable they managed to survive this season. Says a lot about the state Newcastle are in, that they couldn't even finish above one of the worst Premiership teams ever.
kenada_blue
Welcome to Barcelonaton FC
That's the word - PHONY.
He's about as real a manager as his tan. He got found out after a few surprises at the start of the season and couldnt do anything about it.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Felt inspired to write a little tribute to those lovable geordies
It goes to the tune of the Petula Clarke classic
''You always thought you were a big, big club,
the truth should hit you now
Down, down.
You seem to think you're really witty and cool
but your just big fat clowns
down down
One big game next season is away to Bristol City,
if you're lucky and it's springtime then the West Country is pretty
how can you lose?
The season's much longer there,
you get 46 chances to take off your shirts
you've gone down, down
into the championship,
down, down
we've always known you're [Poor language removed],
don't frown
coz Boro are going with you.
It goes to the tune of the Petula Clarke classic
''You always thought you were a big, big club,
the truth should hit you now
Down, down.
You seem to think you're really witty and cool
but your just big fat clowns
down down
One big game next season is away to Bristol City,
if you're lucky and it's springtime then the West Country is pretty
how can you lose?
The season's much longer there,
you get 46 chances to take off your shirts
you've gone down, down
into the championship,
down, down
we've always known you're [Poor language removed],
don't frown
coz Boro are going with you.
Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
The question section is also quality.
my fav:
Q: As you, would I be expected to up hold the pretence that Newcastle are a "massive" club? Or could I finally oust the truth that is they've won just about f___ all? 25-May-09 A: They are massive... You can get 300 apartments on that ground.. even more if you build higher. This would of course as already detailed be subject to local planning contraints.
DENNIS STEVENS
Player Valuation: £20m
SKUNKS SUNK!
It had to happen - the idea of Shearer being the club's saviour was just too nauseating.
It had to happen - the idea of Shearer being the club's saviour was just too nauseating.
Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
At least he has Ian Dowie to show him the ins and outs of the Championship.
Not sure how they expected Shearer to coach them up? Martins and Mickey were too small so of course Shearer couldn't show them how to elbow someone in the skull to create room to score.
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