Newspaper stories to make us laugh...

[maccavennie]

What a man.

Safe hands Southall right there

 

[canuckblue]

Get him signed up, superb handling

Good thing he wasn't an NFL receiver or he would have spiked the kid out of force of habit.

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

"Officers have now spoken to all parties involved and given some strong words of advice. The case has now been closed and the cake destroyed." = eaten in the police canteen?

 

[summerisle]

Cornwall's highlight of the millennium.

 

[summerisle]

 

[tonyhorne]

What were the taunts?

"anyone know what this is?"

 

[summerisle]

How to create a supersnake.

 

[Methuselah]

Just like the football's we used to play with. The goalie could just about reach the centre-line kicking from hand. There, the centre-forward and centre-half would compete to let the other guy win the header!

 

[tommye]

@roydo

Care to explain yourself?

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Methuselah]

Not a newspaper story as such but a 'readers letter' in the Telegraph today made me smile. A guy wrote 'I suggest we scrap HS2 and buy a Navy'.

 

[summerisle]

Blimey, that's news to me.