Newspaper stories to make us laugh...

[scratchnsurf]

Ouch.

Seagull rips off man's testicle as he sunbathes naked | Suffolk Gazette

A rogue seagull ripped off a man's right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has emerged.

www.suffolkgazette.com

I'm pretty sure that's a joke site. Check out the other headlines at the bottom.

 

[JammyP]

I'm pretty sure that's a joke site. Check out the other headlines at the bottom.

Suffolk Gazette Store ::: I'm a mug at Cotton Cart

The place for cool Suffolk Gazette stuff.

www.cottoncart.com

Yes indeedy!

 

[Golan]

 

[paultheblue]

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This just leaves one big question?

 

[Golan]

This just leaves one big question?

Does he have a dog?

 

[sheedy3]

Does he have a dog?

Is his name Alf?Lots of questions need answering here....

 

[Deleted member 28206]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49483153

eye eye

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

lol

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Study completed by a company who are trying to sell meals to people who can't cook or won't cook.

I love this thread but I hate tabloids and press media generally and what passes without scrutiny as news for the masses who huddle like unidentifiable haricot beans.

 

[summerisle]

What would have thought it.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...ed-amid-speculation-golden-toilet-has-stolen/

 

[Alan Whittle]

I knew it. Not nearly enough cooking & food programmes on TV.!

 

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