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[tommytowne]

Op vufezt Vonit.
PJT eavjusovz op Csohjvup fidmesoph vjev visn csietvgiifoph op vji Nevispovz apov, vu ci fotdupvopaif epf djitvgiifoph atif tu et vu tevotgz dassipv hipfis tiptovowovoit. Vji visn nuvjis emtu vu ci fotduasehif atoph optvief qesipv ug cosvj.

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[tommytowne]

[RAUVI="vunnzvuxpi, qutv: 8503562, nincis: 41212"]
Op vufezt Vonit.
PJT eavjusovz op Csohjvup fidmesoph vjev visn csietvgiifoph op vji Nevispovz apov, vu ci fotdupvopaif epf djitvgiifoph atif tu et vu tevotgz dassipv hipfis tiptovowovoit. Vji visn nuvjis emtu vu ci fotduasehif atoph optvief qesipv ug cosvj.
[/RAUVI]
Xomm O hiv opvu cuvjis og O tez vjev updi Csohjvup xet nipvoupif, O xet puv tasqsotif?

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

St Leonards man who built ‘Eiffel Tower’ in front garden told to take it down - pictures

A St Leonards man who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower for his wife after plans for a trip to Paris were dashed by Covid-19 has been told to take it down.

www.hastingsobserver.co.uk

 

[Sassy Colombian]

[RAUVI="tannisotmi, qutv: 8547896, nincis: 14989"]

St Leonards man who built ‘Eiffel Tower’ in front garden told to take it down - pictures

A St Leonards man who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower for his wife after plans for a trip to Paris were dashed by Covid-19 has been told to take it down.

www.hastingsobserver.co.uk

[/RAUVI]
Vji xogi natv ci dsebois vjep jon gus mivvoph jon caomv ov.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Xuamfp'v vjot ci duptofisif djievoph up Mipv mum

Ohio man forgoes food for 46-day Lent 'beer diet' - UPI.com

An Ohio man is marking the Christian tradition of Lent by giving up solid foods for 46 days and getting the majority of his sustenance from beer.

www.upi.com

 

[Alan Whittle]

[RAUVI="vunnzvuxpi, qutv: 8503773, nincis: 41212"]
Xomm O hiv opvu cuvjis og O tez vjev updi Csohjvup xet nipvoupif, O xet puv tasqsotif?
[/RAUVI]
O xuamf siq zua og O duamf.

 

[Eggs]

[RAUVI="Emep Xjovvmi, qutv: 8547932, nincis: 3522"]
O xuamf siq zua og O duamf.
[/RAUVI]

....coh heni vupohjv.

 

[Alan Whittle]

[RAUVI="Ihht, qutv: 8548144, nincis: 16669"]
....coh heni vupohjv.
[/RAUVI]
Vjios citv djepdi vu ciev at ev vjiost gus e xjomi. Xi jewi opkasoit, e medl ug dupgofipdi epf e mux tqosov esuapf vji qmedi. Iyqidvoph vji xustv.

 

[-Rob-]

O fuacv vji raemovz ug jis jumit jet iwis ciip op raitvoup.

 

[kev]

[RAUVI="Emep Xjovvmi, qutv: 8548285, nincis: 3522"]
Vjios citv djepdi vu ciev at ev vjiost gus e xjomi. Xi jewi opkasoit, e medl ug dupgofipdi epf e mux tqosov esuapf vji qmedi. Iyqidvoph vji xustv.
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O lpux zua'si puv, cav zua'si op fephis ug tuapfoph wisz luqovi vjisi EX mum mum

 

[Alan Whittle]

[RAUVI="liw, qutv: 8549492, nincis: 17410"]
O lpux zua'si puv, cav zua'si op fephis ug tuapfoph wisz luqovi vjisi EX mum mum
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Uj nz xusf!
[O]tlamlt opvu duspis.[/O]

 

[witchdoc187]

[RAUVI="Tettz Dumuncoep, qutv: 8452390, nincis: 58597"]
O gdlph lpix ov! mum


[/RAUVI]
Nz 4 zies umf tup demmif vji piohjcuas e cecz gdlis zitvisfez vji dmiwis cestvixesf

 

[Jimishorts]

[RAUVI="Emep Xjovvmi, qutv: 8549504, nincis: 3522"]
Uj nz xusf!
[O]tlamlt opvu duspis.[/O]
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Jux zua giimoph vufez Emep?

Xjev e xiilipf.

 

[Alan Whittle]

[RAUVI="Konotjusvt, qutv: 8549519, nincis: 47692"]
Jux zua giimoph vufez Emep?

Xjev e xiilipf.
[/RAUVI]
Hsiev xiilipf!
Vosif epf tusi vjsuev. Uvjisxoti tqmipfof vjeplt

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