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[summerisle]

 

[Sassy Colombian]

My 4 year old son called the neighbour a baby fcker yesterday the clever barsteward

Hahaha, little you can say when someone is brilliant from a young age lol

 

[witchdoc187]

Hahaha, little you can say when someone is brilliant from a young age lol

Good job they only speak Spanish. No idea where he learned it. When I say "who taught you that?" He says "Hades". Who's the 3 year old next door who can barely speak Spanish let alone swear in English. Hard not to laugh really.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Good job they only speak Spanish. No idea where he learned it. When I say "who taught you that?" He says "Hades". Who's the 3 year old next door who can barely speak Spanish let alone swear in English. Hard not to laugh really.

Lol that's even more clever, he using the language they don't understand to say his colorful comment. Maybe he learned it from his smart dad

 

[witchdoc187]

Lol that's even more clever, he using the language they don't understand to say his colorful comment. Maybe he learned it from his smart dad

not sure teaching him "baby fcker" was a smart move. haha

 

[Lord Buckethead]

 

[summerisle]

As you do. lol

 

[Sassy Colombian]

To me they look more like smiling pumpkins lol

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[summerisle]

Crap name.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Don't mess with an octopus unless you want to be punched lol

‘The Angriest Octopus’ Lashes at a Tourist on an Australian Beach (Published 2021)

In a widely shared video, a lunging octopus in Australia earned a mild response from the man being targeted by an arm: “Oh, golly.”

www.nytimes.com

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Don't mess with an octopus unless you want to be punched lol

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‘The Angriest Octopus’ Lashes at a Tourist on an Australian Beach (Published 2021)

In a widely shared video, a lunging octopus in Australia earned a mild response from the man being targeted by an arm: “Oh, golly.”

www.nytimes.com

Do you have an octopus theme going on - saw the invisible octopus earlier...

 

[kev]

Do you have an octopus theme going on - saw the invisible octopus earlier...

 

[toffee82]

Crap name.

I think the words "after he did the" should have replaced the hyphen.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Do you have an octopus theme going on - saw the invisible octopus earlier...

Hahaha, I didn't realize it but since you pointed it out I seems I did have an octopus theme going, perhaps because we were going to the beach camping for a few days that ocean creatures were on my mind and post. The funny thing is that today my daughter got a souvenir stuffed animal and I was trying to persuade her to get a cute octopus. I guess I'm having an obsession with them lol