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[summerisle]

Katv gus vji Ximtj ?

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[Cels]

[DIPVIS]

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[summerisle]

O fup'v vjopl vjisi xet epz piif vu tvevi vjev ji xet tophmi. mum

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Vjiti esi vji ofouvt O fsief ipduapvisoph fasoph e qmepi sofi. Vjeplgammz vji gmohjv evvipfepvt fofp'v qav aq xovj ov epf veqi jon vu jot tiev egvis cidunoph woumipv. Vji qiuqmi gomnoph ov jef vji metv meahj gus tasi cav ov ot puv wisz gappz vjev vji gmohjv evvipfepvt xisi vji upit tatqipfif.

Passenger taped to seat after allegedly groping, punching Frontier Airlines crew

Flight attendants duct-taped a man during a Frontier Airlines flight this week after the man allegedly punched another man and groped two women.

www.usatoday.com

 

[4737carlin]

Ifhes Tonqmodu raov jot kuc egvis djemmiphoph Emittepfsu Dsivimme, uxpis ug M’epvoqetvu op Cevvistie, tuavj Mupfup ecuav jot epvodt.

Ep inqmuznipv vsocapem jiesf vjev vji cutt:

Casqif op Ifhes’t gedi
Etlif jon og ji xepvif vu tii e qodvasi ug jot quu
Gesvif epf xegvif ov vuxesft jon

Boss who farted and wafted it at waiter faces paying him compensation

He also accused the restautant owner of repeatedly burping at him, sometimes in front of diners.

metro.co.uk

 

[Milk]

Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

Police say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin to seal his private parts during intercourse to ensure protection from pregnancy.

www.fox5ny.com

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Tuniupi piift vu vimm vjot mef vjev jot jeos ot puv wisz tiyz mum

 

[4737carlin]

Cef cef qesipvt

Kafhi: Nodjohep duaqmi natv qez tup $30,441 gus vjsuxoph uav qusp dummidvoup
Samoph tezt qesipvt jef pu mihem sohjv vu ‘fitvsuz qsuqisvz vjev vjiz fotmoli

Judge: Michigan couple must pay son $30,441 for throwing out porn collection

Ruling says parents had no legal right to ‘destroy property that they dislike’

www.theguardian.com

 

[the golden visionary]

[RAUVI="Tettz Dumuncoep, qutv: 9001336, nincis: 58597"]
Tuniupi piift vu vimm vjot mef vjev jot jeos ot puv wisz tiyz mum



[/RAUVI]
Muult moli vji hsepfef ugg nufisp genomz op e cef xoh

 

[Sassy Colombian]

[RAUVI="vji humfip wotoupesz, qutv: 9005502, nincis: 28418"]
[C]Muult moli vji hsepfef ugg nufisp genomz [/C]op e cef xoh
[/RAUVI]
Pux zua esi cioph dunqmonipvesz mum

 

[summerisle]

 

[the golden visionary]

[RAUVI="Tettz Dumuncoep, qutv: 9010545, nincis: 58597"]
Pux zua esi cioph dunqmonipvesz mum
[/RAUVI]
Citv tvusz ug vji zies cimux...

Mum claims speed of Aldi cashier left her 'crying and shaking' beside her kids

The loyal Aldi shopper says the worker refused to slow down his scanning - even as food fell from the allocated packing area onto the floor "like a slot machine."

www.edinburghlive.co.uk

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Xju op vji jidl dessoit gsubip djodlipt op vjios mahhehi mum

Viral TSA video shows raw chicken circling an airport baggage claim carousel

TSA shared the video to its official Instagram account, where it amassed more than 402,000 views and 1,100 comments.

www.insider.com

 

[Jamo Martinez]

[RAUVI="xovdjfud187, qutv: 8553134, nincis: 1185"]
Huuf kuc vjiz upmz tqiel Tqepotj. Pu ofie xjisi ji miespif ov. Xjip O tez "xju veahjv zua vjev?" Ji tezt "Jefit". Xju't vji 3 zies umf piyv fuus xju dep cesimz tqiel Tqepotj miv emupi txies op Iphmotj. Jesf puv vu meahj siemmz.
[/RAUVI]
Vjiz demmif vjios lof 'Jefit'?

O'f tvez exez gsun vjios fuh og O xisi zua.

 

[summerisle]

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