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[Tramps_mate]

These are the idiots I dread encountering during a plane ride. Thankfully the flight attendants didn't put up with it and tape him to his seat after becoming violent. The people filming it had the last laugh for sure but it is not very funny that the flight attendants were the ones suspended.

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Passenger taped to seat after allegedly groping, punching Frontier Airlines crew

Flight attendants duct-taped a man during a Frontier Airlines flight this week after the man allegedly punched another man and groped two women.

www.usatoday.com

I thought all US flights had an air marshall on them now since 911 or was that just a movie myth?

 

[Tramps_mate]

Best story of the year below...

Mum claims speed of Aldi cashier left her 'crying and shaking' beside her kids

The loyal Aldi shopper says the worker refused to slow down his scanning - even as food fell from the allocated packing area onto the floor "like a slot machine."

www.edinburghlive.co.uk

Whilst people laugh at that article, my missus suffered this exact problem last week. The guy just kept chucking things at her that he'd scanned that they started falling on the floor,. He only stopped when she pointed out that things were getting damaged. Some of the till operatives are bellends in these stores.

 

[summerisle]

As you do. lol

 

[the golden visionary]

Whilst people laugh at that article, my missus suffered this exact problem last week. The guy just kept chucking things at her that he'd scanned that they started falling on the floor,. He only stopped when she pointed out that things were getting damaged. Some of the till operatives are bellends in these stores.

Your missus needs to get better at catchin then mate

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I thought all US flights had an air marshall on them now since 911 or was that just a movie myth?

It may be a myth because I didn't see any in the recent flights that I had. So it maybe a movie myth.

 

[Harryflashman]

It may be a myth because I didn't see any in the recent flights that I had. So it maybe a movie myth.

I think there a huge amount of commercial flights per day compared to the number of Air Marshal’s so no way there is one a flight be lucky to be one in 20 , I actually think it’s probably significantly less than that .

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I think there a huge amount of commercial flights per day compared to the number of Air Marshal’s so no way there is one a flight be lucky to be one in 20 , I actually think it’s probably significantly less than that .

Huge, I also think it would be impossible to staff every flight with one. Even at the airports there is security but I haven't seen Marshals in a long time but I flight from a very small airport so it may be different in bigger cities.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Poor disturbed penisless man lol



A Tennessee man allegedly flung his own severed penis out of his car window during a police chase last week—and said voices on the radio told him to do it in order to save the world.

Tyson Gilbert, 39, had parked his car partially blocking the highway when police first approached him in Dowelltown. After the cops hit their lights to pull him over, he took off.

The chase involved multiple police departments and two branches of the Tennessee Highway Patrol, according to Newsweek.

At some point during the chase, he ditched his own penis out of the window of his Honda Accord like a banana on a Mario Kart track.

“Gilbert opened the door to his vehicle, where the trooper observed Gilbert was bleeding from an alleged self-inflicted wound. Gilbert shut the vehicle’s door and sped away,” according to a Tennessee Highway Patrol preliminary report.

“When I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop. He was all over the road the whole time," Bobby Johnson of the Tennessee Highway Patrol told Tennessee news station WJLE. "He turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop. He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving."

A THP spokesperson told Motherboard that they couldn't confirm the state of the man's penis, or whether anyone found it on the road and took it to the hospital for him, because of HIPAA privacy laws.

Police deployed two sets of tire spikes to try to stop him, but he drove through both and kept going, eventually running on just rims. The total chase lasted for nearly 30 miles, until police boxed Gilbert in. He asked for medical attention, and was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

Man Tosses His Penis Out of Car Window During Car Chase With Police

"He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving."

www.vice.com

 

[Methuselah]

It may be a myth because I didn't see any in the recent flights that I had. So it maybe a movie myth.

I don't think they would be advertising themselves though.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I don't think they would be advertising themselves though.

Oh they usually do, if they are US Marshals. It is not like they are secret police

 

[the golden visionary]

Poor disturbed penisless man lol

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A Tennessee man allegedly flung his own severed penis out of his car window during a police chase last week—and said voices on the radio told him to do it in order to save the world.

Tyson Gilbert, 39, had parked his car partially blocking the highway when police first approached him in Dowelltown. After the cops hit their lights to pull him over, he took off.

The chase involved multiple police departments and two branches of the Tennessee Highway Patrol, according to Newsweek.

At some point during the chase, he ditched his own penis out of the window of his Honda Accord like a banana on a Mario Kart track.

“Gilbert opened the door to his vehicle, where the trooper observed Gilbert was bleeding from an alleged self-inflicted wound. Gilbert shut the vehicle’s door and sped away,” according to a Tennessee Highway Patrol preliminary report.

“When I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop. He was all over the road the whole time," Bobby Johnson of the Tennessee Highway Patrol told Tennessee news station WJLE. "He turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop. He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving."

A THP spokesperson told Motherboard that they couldn't confirm the state of the man's penis, or whether anyone found it on the road and took it to the hospital for him, because of HIPAA privacy laws.

Police deployed two sets of tire spikes to try to stop him, but he drove through both and kept going, eventually running on just rims. The total chase lasted for nearly 30 miles, until police boxed Gilbert in. He asked for medical attention, and was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

Man Tosses His Penis Out of Car Window During Car Chase With Police

"He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving."

www.vice.com

That face is the look of a man who has no idea where his penis is

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[trueblue84]

From the bbc news website..



Sounds like quite an evening.

 

[Milk]