Next Everton Manager

[D410]

Looking forward to the moments when he sees how crap our back 4 is and the snide players waving back to him from the shadows of the opposition players

 

[Marius57]

Everton have worked this wonderfully. Suggest BFS. Everyone goes into meltdown. Give it a few weeks while ‘approaching’ other managers and failing. Then go back to him when sections of the crowd have decided he is the messiah and the only one to save us.

When the only manager we know they have actually tried to approach is Silva. It’s a disgrace of a club. And BFS being on the payroll fits in perfectly with the fraud in charge.

 

[witchdoc187]

Interested to see the reaction he gets when unveiled.

 

[CairnsToffee]

Yeah come on there’s Allardyce, but then there’s Pardew. Just proof that there’s always a smellier fart.

Sounds like you have met my son

 

[Berenger]

Attendances will slowly dwindle. Young fans (kids) won't be interested because it's such a turgid existence. Fans will never be genuinely euphoric in the stands. Unless it's a sneaky win against one of the big boys of course, which happens as rarely under Allardyce as it does Moyes.

 

[Pabbers]

We need a hobo player, to walk behind sam playing while he walks.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

lol

We agreed a much lower fee eith Swansea and they took one look at the market and upped the price by anywhere between 70-100%

That's why it took so long mate, us trying to haggle them back down and being crap at transfers

And appointing managers

 

[AndyC]

All this if Big sam becomes our manager does not make @AndyC suggestion of forming an @St Domingos FC look not that bad now - Five weeks to come up with Big Sam after initially rejecting him, and his backroom staff we just throw money away time and time again!

Hang on Joey, I wasn't actually advocating it.
It was intended as a public wake up call to the club that if they don't sort themselves out and fast, who knows what might happen.

 

[Joey66]

Hang on Joey, I wasn't actually advocating it.
It was intended as a public wake up call to the club that if they don't sort themselves out and fast, who knows what might happen.

I did imply suggestion AFC Everton perhaps- Sam will be gone when the panic and boring football hopefully gets us out of a hole we have players coming back it's sheer panic - I know your post was a tongue in cheek suggestion.....

 

[Milkman]

That has to be the most underwhelming statement written by the most pissed off communications department ever.

 

[helpimonfire]

vitor pereira needs to smash him one tonight, send him flying into the car park where he flattens fat Sammy Lee. Then Vitor can take his rightful place and we can have a team again.

However, Bill is here so no chance.

 

[paulf]

********Commencing Operation Toxic Goodison**********

 

[helpimonfire]

Brown paper bags getting lobbed on the pitch tonight.

 

[Gladystweet]

It's been fun this thread.

 

[Number_25]

Simeone, though?