lancyclaret
Player Valuation: £500k
I hope nobody at Everton takes notice of Kevin Ratcliffe who was apparently praising Dyche to the rafters at Goodison last night after covering the Burnley-Swansea game for BBC Wales on Saturday.
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orly
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http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...career-goals-city-chelsea-tigre-a8073216.html
There's a few interesting bits about professionalism and inclusion here in this article that really chart the decline from Moyes in his last few seasons, to Martinez and Koeman and now to the circus we currently have in charge.
The bit about players showing a bit of interest in Straq when he first came over compares starkly with the recent Vlasic interview, where he says nobody shows the slightest bit of care in him once training is over. Then you've got that Barry interview when Koeman first took over, when he talked about the complete decline in discipline that had occurred (club suits, timing, personal fitness).
The last five years have put this club into a malaise so chillingly similar to Villa, QPR and - irony of ironies I know - Sunderland that I worry where it will end.
Oh, and those clubs tried the Redknapp / O'Neill / Allardyce type appointments.
There's a few interesting bits about professionalism and inclusion here in this article that really chart the decline from Moyes in his last few seasons, to Martinez and Koeman and now to the circus we currently have in charge.
The bit about players showing a bit of interest in Straq when he first came over compares starkly with the recent Vlasic interview, where he says nobody shows the slightest bit of care in him once training is over. Then you've got that Barry interview when Koeman first took over, when he talked about the complete decline in discipline that had occurred (club suits, timing, personal fitness).
The last five years have put this club into a malaise so chillingly similar to Villa, QPR and - irony of ironies I know - Sunderland that I worry where it will end.
Oh, and those clubs tried the Redknapp / O'Neill / Allardyce type appointments.
Chris O'Connor
Player Valuation: £35m
Unsworth or Dyche?
Dyche all day long no contest, not even close - even had Keane resembling a prem footballer.
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toffee-boy
Player Valuation: £15m
It's going to be Sam, I'm guessing we went to him before and said fancy being manager till end of the season with option to stay on.
He's prob gone na mate want 3 years.
Mosh gone - na lad, I'll shop about
Realised it's all gone to [Poor language removed].
Calls Sam back up gone yea 3 years Sam your on.
Sam make it 4 and a extra 25k a week and a extra 2m stay up bonus.
Mosh - yeah whatever just get here
He's prob gone na mate want 3 years.
Mosh gone - na lad, I'll shop about
Realised it's all gone to [Poor language removed].
Calls Sam back up gone yea 3 years Sam your on.
Sam make it 4 and a extra 25k a week and a extra 2m stay up bonus.
Mosh - yeah whatever just get here
KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Despite football being seen as a business, it is still very different. I’d wager the bloke is in fact an idiot.
There is an agreement not to announce anything before the CL match with Chelsea on 5 December
He's not an idiot, he's just an incompetent billionaire.
Pabbers
Player Valuation: £60m
Its NOT the choice though, muppet.
neil999
Player Valuation: £80m
Ron Atkinson 
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