Next manager discussion (poll reset 21/05/2016)

ijjysmith · May 31, 2016

Bungle said:
I bet you iron your socks don't you?

I don't even iron my work shirts.

Neiler · May 31, 2016

Toast said:
In a threadmark, long since forgotten is his voice.. His actual real voice on the wireless..
Talking about the next Everton manager..

No I.P addresses needed.

No one ever seen him on talksport though, that's all I'm saying.

Many say he was the power behind the end of Earl, many say he put the nail in the coffin of the annexe, some say he put the 2 after Everton in Liverpool 1, a whisper and hes gone.

Keep the faith, true believers.

dandydan · May 31, 2016

The Esk said:
Hi mate, we've been discussing the progress much of the afternoon. Sorry to do this, but I need to ask you a couple of questions.

You said you were going to the CL final but we know you didn't. You just said in the post above you were in a cab from the airport but again you were posting from the same IP as you were on Saturday night, a domestic broadband account.

What's going on? There's no need to embellish your posts particularly as you seem to have good data.

We like to trust the people who are providing information, and as I say your information is good - that's why you're getting a chance. But cut out the BS otherwise you're gone, we don't want people to be misled here.

Anyone else read this in Peter falks voice?

deipnosophist · May 31, 2016

It's winter solstice down here in 20 days time.

ToffeeTim · May 31, 2016

I'm gonna stick my Non ITK neck out and say we will appoint a manager next Monday.

You heard it here first.

Paddock · May 31, 2016

GrandOldTeam said:
All good mate. Who do you want to be our next manager?

Reckon it'll be Moyes?

Don't even start with Moyes mate mine and my 2 boys season tickets will go unused all season if it is I don't want him selling programmes outside the Old Lady let alone near the team again.

I want De Boer mate with Overmars as DoF, I just think he's gotbthat steel and drive we need and love as Everton fans.

I wont be disappointed with Emery though (be made up actually) or Pelligrini, Mancini or Koeman.

All are step ups from Martinez.

artetas sock · May 31, 2016

Sorry to go off thread, but a man who has taken a team to 5/5/7 in La Liga and is getting hyped up as the next 'saviour'....really?

GrandOldTeam · May 31, 2016

zandvoort blue said:
sorry boss.
Usual garbled talk from me. "Commission".

That's in GBP million?

No worries. Most think we rake it in here - blag you run Grandoldteam in your chat up lines, they'll think you're MINTED and you'll be well in there.

LAToffee · May 31, 2016

I can officially announce that this thread has reached the status of "GOT classic gold"*

(* A thread is deemed to have attained "GOT classic gold" when "news that is actually relevant to the topic of the thread occurs at an inverse proportion to news related to posters on said thread but which has nothing to do with the topic of the thread.")

sageyefc · May 31, 2016

Baines' left foot said:
I knew there'd be one.

You're going to regret that sagey you little grebby little b*stard.

Them roids making you fierce bruh

Sapie88 · May 31, 2016

chicoazul said:
This guff has gone on too long.

SAY IT YOU SLÀGS.

I frequently have sex with crossdressers.

bizzaro · May 31, 2016

GrandOldTeam said:
PaddyPower aren't our sponsor mate.

We earn based on commission and this month, we've earned this;

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You are going to have to relocate the site to luxemberg or something. Or maybe Jersey.

Either that or get Moyes in.

He can run the site as well as be manager surely.

Connor · May 31, 2016

GrandOldTeam said:
No worries. Most think we rake it in here - blag you run Grandoldteam in your chat up lines, they'll think you're MINTED and you'll be well in there.

Does it work with Emma Watson?

zandvoort blue · May 31, 2016

GrandOldTeam said:
No worries. Most think we rake it in here - blag you run Grandoldteam in your chat up lines, they'll think you're MINTED and you'll be well in there.

those geeky little lads do seem to like it, I'll agree...

GrandOldTeam · May 31, 2016

Paddock said:
Don't even start with Moyes mate mine and my 2 boys season tickets will go unused all season if it is I don't want him selling programmes outside the Old Lady let alone near the team again.

I want De Boer mate with Overmars as DoF, I just think he's gotbthat steel and drive we need and love as Everton fans.

I wont be disappointed with Emery though (be made up actually) or Pelligrini, Mancini or Koeman.

All are step ups from Martinez.

Not sure on Overmars me.

Admittedly, I don't know enough about a DoF role and I don't know much about Overmars, but I checked him out on that Google and he seems a bit random.

Agree with your choices on manager.