Next manager discussion (poll reset 21/05/2016)

[TheHumbleEgg]

All this because a dutch journo said his agent was travelling to Liverpool?

....a Dutch journo who also works in a titty bar of an evening too.

Probably.

#SOURCED

 

[BlueToff]

All this because a dutch journo said his agent was travelling to Liverpool?

That bit is true, mate. The agent met with the club this afternoon.

 

[Seathestars]

It could be that they both want it and Everton are yet to decide

 

[everton2004]

The GOT server room very soon.........

 

[Bungle]

Haha i bet @KUEFC09U2 was flapping like an old bird at the bingo when the server had maintenance.

 

[John Osters Love Child]

It could be that they both want it and Everton are yet to decide

or that both say no and we're back to square one lol

 

[nsNO MORE]

What? He's won titles with every club he's been at bar Feyenoord and Southampton?

I'm not diminishing Emery's achievements, but neither should you scoff at Koeman.

He's by far from a 'mid-table' manager. Top six is not midtable...

It is in my book

 

[TheFinnFan]

Let them fight each other and winner takes the job.

Welcome Ronald

 

[JinkyBlue]

It's like having to choose between two amazing birds this isn't it lads? One's from close by - Southampton, in fact - and is a fat headed ginger mess with an udder. The other one is continental and looks like Dracula. And your mum's trying to give you advice but then you realise every word she's said has come from a static IP address and you don't even see your eyes in hers anymore.

And then there's this third bird on the side - who's called Munchie for some reason that you're too scared to ask about and is completely bald - and is all like "yeah, you can have your bird and have me at the same time, like we do abroad" and part of you thinks it's great but another part of you is still wondering why she's called Munchie.

And your MUM'S BEEN SAYING SHE'S GETTING ON A PLANE LADS BUT SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PASSPORT, AND LATELY IT'S LIKE YOUR HEAD'S BEEN FEELING REALLY LOOSE ON YOUR NECK LIKE ALMOST IT MIGHT FALL ON THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING A BIT LIKE THAT GINGER BIRD'S HEAD MIGHT IF IT DOESN'T EXPLODE FIRST, WHICH IS A WORRY OBVIOUSLY BUT NOT AS BIG A WORRY AS HAVING A GINGER BIRD IN THE FIRST PLACE AFTER THAT LAST ONE YOU HAD FOR ABAR 11 YEARS THAT EVERY TIME YOUR TOOK HER TO THE FEZZIE TO PLAY QUAZAR JUST SAID "NAR, LID, I DON'T NEED A GUN" AND JUST PULLED OUT A STANLEY KNIFE AND STARTED CUTTING KIDS, WHICH IS THE LAST THING YOU NEED RIGHT NOW WITH THE PO PO ALREADY ON YOUR CASE ABOUT ALL THOSE ANT FARMS YOU DIDN'T CORRECTLY DISPOSE OF AND ANYWAY THAT GINGER BIRD'S BEST MATE IS A THREE FOOT TALL KOPITE CHEWED-UP 73 YEAR-OLD SCROTE AND YOU JUST KNOW IF SHE STARTS GIVING IT LOADS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HIRE A LIGHT AIRCRAFT AND FLY IT RIGHT INTO HER DISGUSTING ROTTING ABSCESS OF A FACE JUST AT THE MOMENT WHERE THE FILTHY GINNER'S HEAD EXPLODES AND MUNCHIE FINALLY SHOWS YOU PRECISELY WHY EVERYONE CALLS HER MUNCHIE AND DRACULA TELLS YOU THAT ACTUALLY A STATIC IP ADDRESS CAN BE ATTAINED FROM A SIMPLE VPN FOR PERFECTLY INNOCENT REASONS AND YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LET YOUR MUM OUT OF THE FREEZER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.


At least that's what it feels like to me.

looks like me and the wife have a new babysitter.....

 

[LAToffee]

Not been on GOT for 2 weeks, come back for a bit, see this.

Let's get this to a 100 likes in less than an hour and show folks GOT's true values.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

It could be that they both want it and Everton are yet to decide

YEEEESSSSSSss...that's exactly the kinda of positivity I'm gonna allow to cancel out my evening fume.

Nice one STARRY...

 

[Seathestars]

The GOT server room very soon.........

That's like my head right now, ffs

 

[MrGrumpy]

@GrandOldTeam was the server taken down and had more memory added, as you feel an announcement is coming?

 

[andy4efc]

Esk should change his twitter to @Agent_Esk

 

[Adamkelt]

And just think - once this is all done, we get to obsess over transfer targets!