Next manager discussion (poll reset 21/05/2016)

[caught]

I cannot believe I'm getting pulled into this again.

Ok mate, let's do this the easy way.

Ronald Koeman has a pen. Ronald Koeman is holding said pen over a piece of paper. The paper in front of Ronald is a contract to become manager of Everton.

Now, if the layers knew this was happening, do you think the odds of him signing would;

• increase
• decrease
• not do much because ultimately we are just waiting for the Daily Mail to print a nice article and those meanies haven't yet had chance to brutally manipulate the market yet and ultimately odds definitely do not represent percentage of chance (perceived or otherwise)

Sigh.

Mate, I think you're a bit confused. If Koeman had a pen the odds are Mirallas would take it off him immediately.

 

[LAToffee]

At least she will let you finger her though..
And sack her off dead easy.

But he'll be all insecure and you'll have to spend half the time telling him that the other two birds didn't mean anything to you. really.

 

[BernieWright13]

To sum it up:

Nobody has a clue what's going on

It might have taken 3000 pages, but no-one can say we didn't get there in the end

 

[orly]

Mate, I think you're a bit confused. If Koeman had a pen the odd are Mirallas would take it off him immediately.

 

[jceverton]

Just got back in so the state of plays seems the Esk hasn't heard whether Emery has accepted or rejected our offer and we are talking with Koeman's agent. The Mole says Emery's turned us down and we are talking to Koeman's agent. No one knows anything further?

 

[Thomasc]

Mate, I think you're a bit confused. If Koeman had a pen the odd are Mirallas would take it off him immediately.

ooh that's good!

 

[LAToffee]

Just think lads: our transfer window hasn't even started yet.

 

[EddyKent]

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We Should fold.

 

[nsno-chris]

Just think lads: our transfer window hasn't even started yet.

Shane long all day and night

Whoop whoop whoop

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Tomorrow it is then. Common sense suggests that neither have them have taken the job yet or someone somewhere would have leaked the story, pyar guesswork from everyone.

 

[BernieWright13]

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'Ronald'? We're going to at least call him Ronaldo aren't we?

 

[Brennan]

Love all the wet wipes and clueless journos on Twitter questioning whether coming to us would be a career move.

A club with an owner who is about to spend £100m before sales out who is extremely ambitious and wants us in a brand new stadium.

Meanwhile Southampton are buzzing off their 32000 capacity bowl and playing Shane Long up front.

Utter melts the lot of them. There is a reason why we are being linked with the likes of Koeman and Emery, no matter how much the nob heads question it.

 

[Boss_Blue]

@caught

 

[BernieWright13]

Just got back in so the state of plays seems the Esk hasn't heard whether Emery has accepted or rejected our offer and we are talking with Koeman's agent. The Mole says Emery's turned us down and we are talking to Koeman's agent. No one knows anything further?

Wrong. No-one knows anything period.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Mate, I think you're a bit confused. If Koeman had a pen the odd are Mirallas would take it off him immediately.

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