We've had our fun off the Southampton mutants. Let's have some fun off our very own Lower Gwladys type next.
One person hoping the Koeman story is jarg is this Telegraph lid who only yesterday wrote...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football...southampton-who-can-now-afford-to-keep-star/?
I will literally round up Kirkby and come looking for you.
Don't mess with the Lower.
If you want to have a go at a certain UKIP Twitter blert who is in our midst here, by all means, just not the Lower.