Next manager discussion (poll reset 21/05/2016)

[Nymzee]

Why's everyone flapping so much about no announcement? Whether it's official or not he's still our manager and he's still on holiday; nothing is gonna change when he's announced on the site. It's not "Koeman is the new EFC boss and brings Messi with him back from the Caribbean".

Chill out guys.

 

[zirc]

I am SO worried. I cannot sleep.
Why is there no announcement??
Everything is grim...
...and bleak

I am imbued of SO much hope and optimism
the future looks illimitably bright

Ffs mate go get your prescription refilled

 

[Nymzee]

Haven't really followed this thread much but the lack of official news makes me think Everton is going to announce a new director of football at the same time as Koeman is announced.
I'm surprised no-one else has thought of this possibility.

About 10 different people have mate

 

[deipnosophist]

Ffs mate go get your prescription refilled

...I used all my meds up in Chico's 'how to cure a cold' thread

 

[blue to the bone]

what odds is that it is announced that the deal hit a snag, Koeman has pulled out of negotiations, and emery has rejected us so we are planning on going for a 12 month rolling contract for an old fan favourite?

10000/1 I

 

[Ashtonian]

10000/1 I

worth a quid whilst Billy is still the face of the board

 

[blue to the bone]

worth a quid whilst Billy is still the face of the board

Minimum bet is 100

 

[Bungle]

what odds is that it is announced that the deal hit a snag, Koeman has pulled out of negotiations, and emery has rejected us so we are planning on going for a 12 month rolling contract for an old fan favourite?

And he tries to convince us that vaping doesn't do any damage...

 

[Mashtray]

I'll let you all into a little secret..... Koeman signed his contract 4 days ago before he left to finish his holiday. He's already our manager, there's a good reason for the delay.

Does it rhyme with ponchi? Or bomalars?

 

[deipnosophist]

I remain fairly phlegmatic on the managerial announcement state of affairs.
The emotional vicissitude of some on here does nonplus me somewhat.

Hold it together lads
All shall be well

 

[Plastique]

... It's not "Koeman is the new EFC boss and brings Messi with him back from the Caribbean".

Chill out guys.

So he's bringing Messi and Ibrahimovic. Thats the defence sorted then.

 

[mightymoyes]

About 10 different people have mate

at least. i thought he was being sarcastic!

 

[Neiziro]

Looks like no announcement today.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

I'll let you all into a little secret..... Koeman signed his contract 4 days ago before he left to finish his holiday. He's already our manager, there's a good reason for the delay.

Go on...

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

Drop a depth charge on that sneaky RS u-boat while you're there, mate.

I would hope that's part of the plan.