Next manager discussion (poll reset 21/05/2016)

Who would you want?

  • Frank de Boer

    Votes: 302 17.0%

  • David Moyes

    Votes: 56 3.2%

  • Manuel Pellegrini

    Votes: 152 8.6%

  • Ronald Koeman

    Votes: 286 16.1%

  • Other (please state below)

    Votes: 109 6.1%

  • Unai Emery

    Votes: 870 49.0%
  • Total voters
    1,775
  • Poll closed .
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caught said:
So Jose is the dream we dare to dream, while Koeman is the guy we wake up to after a heady night.

...it's a BIT LIKE HAVING TWO BIRDS ON THE GO ISN'T IT LADS!?!? I mean, they've both been binned off before but for very different reasons. Ronnie - she's steady, sound, makes good casserole. But a couple of times, especially when she's tried to cook Spanish and Portuguese food, she's shown her limitations. But she's shown she's good with the bills, even keeping things steady after the fixed rate mortgage ended and jumped up dramatically.

Then there's Maureen... oh my. Sure, she had to graft early on in life, but for a long time she's been able to buy whatever she wants. And when it works... she looks pretty incredible. Volatile, though. And she's not adverse to setting your entire wardrobe aflame if things aren't going her way. Plus, there's at least one or two minted stedheads looking in her direction any time you go out.

And you have to ask yourself what you want. To aim high, risk crashing and burning? To go for the girl that draws attention wherever she goes, and decides on a whim whether to give you a night of passion or to throw your goldfish against the wall. Or to go for the one that, sure, seems to have no real distinction as to where her jaw ends and her neck begins, and is certainly ginger under most light, but might just be the one to keep you steady, stop you fixating on some other ginger bird you were with for years and who wasn't even all that great anyway.

What to do lads?
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caught said:
So Jose is the dream we dare to dream, while Koeman is the guy we wake up to after a heady night.

...it's a BIT LIKE HAVING TWO BIRDS ON THE GO ISN'T IT LADS!?!? I mean, they've both been binned off before but for very different reasons. Ronnie - she's steady, sound, makes good casserole. But a couple of times, especially when she's tried to cook Spanish and Portuguese food, she's shown her limitations. But she's shown she's good with the bills, even keeping things steady after the fixed rate mortgage ended and jumped up dramatically.

Then there's Maureen... oh my. Sure, she had to graft early on in life, but for a long time she's been able to buy whatever she wants. And when it works... she looks pretty incredible. Volatile, though. And she's not adverse to setting your entire wardrobe aflame if things aren't going her way. Plus, there's at least one or two minted stedheads looking in her direction any time you go out.

And you have to ask yourself what you want. To aim high, risk crashing and burning? To go for the girl that draws attention wherever she goes, and decides on a whim whether to give you a night of passion or to throw your goldfish against the wall. Or to go for the one that, sure, seems to have no real distinction as to where her jaw ends and her neck begins, and is certainly ginger under most light, but might just be the one to keep you steady, stop you fixating on some other ginger bird you were with for years and who wasn't even all that great anyway.

What to do lads?
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Yeah but...
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or..
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Seriously no contest!!
 

The problem is that you're obsessive virgins a bit too into the media spun drama of premier league football and even like the "banter" on the sly, you replica wearing pant pissers.

As a result you're nothing more than an X Factor crowd with polarised opinion and demanding that your opinion is the most valid.

Look at you halitosis ridden belters getting too behind your man as manager because you know best and your man is the only one for Everton.

If the club appoint anyone but your man it will be knives out from the start.

You're part of a toxic problem for Everton, you Lower Gwladys mouth breathing Geordies and I hope Everton get relegated so you can get right into Man City soon enough.
 
chicoazul said:
The problem is that you're obsessive virgins a bit too into the media spun drama of premier league football and even like the "banter" on the sly, you replica wearing pant pissers.

As a result you're nothing more than an X Factor crowd with polarised opinion and demanding that your opinion is the most valid.

Look at you halitosis ridden belters getting too behind your man as manager because you know best and your man is the only one for Everton.

If the club appoint anyone but your man it will be knives out from the start.

You're part of a toxic problem for Everton, you Lower Gwladys mouth breathing Geordies and I hope Everton get relegated so you can get right into Man City soon enough.
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Get back on the fence you jarg north face wearing meff
 

chicoazul said:
The problem is that you're obsessive virgins a bit too into the media spun drama of premier league football and even like the "banter" on the sly, you replica wearing pant pissers.

As a result you're nothing more than an X Factor crowd with polarised opinion and demanding that your opinion is the most valid.

Look at you halitosis ridden belters getting too behind your man as manager because you know best and your man is the only one for Everton.

If the club appoint anyone but your man it will be knives out from the start.

You're part of a toxic problem for Everton, you Lower Gwladys mouth breathing Geordies and I hope Everton get relegated so you can get right into Man City soon enough.
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Ballbag
 

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