To be fair bro I don't think we have a shot at even full fat milk manager, never mind cream-topped. We're looking at either at skimmed or long-life off the shelves at room temperature milk right now and for the foreseeable.
I'd love us to get a proven winner, but I think Benitez would be the only half likely candidate and we don't know if he'd even be open to it. Don't think many fancy foreign managers want to manage the struggling second biggest club from Liverpool, even on a big wage.
That Ajax fella might be a good'un, but why would he trade them for us? Wouldn't make any sense. I think this Gallardo would be a risk worth taking, but think there could be lower risk options out there. No idea who, though!
If we were in London I think it'd be a completely different story...