Proposals to open negotiations;
1) Swapping Belfast for Liverpool, yes even the Wirral. With Ballymena and Bangor as additional sweeteners.
2) Permanent travel ban on Geordies
3) To ease unionist concerns immediate entrance into the commonwealth but only if the oath is taken As Gaelige, pledging loyalty to the pegging prince
4) Harry and Megan to play the Mo Mowlan role, officiate the handover and become Irish citizens.
5) Reparations from the English state for infrastructural development only
6) Reparations from the Vatican for everything to be used to re-home unionists who wish to emigrate
7) ? Property swaps for any English who wish to immigrate with said unionists. There will of course be tryouts Gaelic games, drinking etc
8) Laois, Drogheda and Trinity college to be used as bargaining chips or to trade for any English areas that wish to apply. Tryouts of course will be applicable.