Nothing has changed.

[COYBL25]

It's better if you do.

In that case, I agree with you there mate ?

 

[Yorkie]

I agree with you there mate, at least I think I do ?

It's better if you do.

Stop it you two.
What, eh?

 

[COYBL25]

Stop it you two.
What, eh?

I also agree with you too mate

 

[Yorkie]

I also agree with you too mate

haha mate,

 

[Dan Tanner]

So we've spent £0 net. We've probably actually gained money from this transfer window.

Well done Farhaud, you've successfully fooled us all.

don't forget we've managed to grab 4 months worth of wages from Howard, Pienaar, Hibbert and Osman plus a few more, we are winning I think, well its a lot of dough anyhow

 

[Sapie88]

Please stop derailing my serious thread please.

This is for highlighting how [Poor language removed] Everton are.

X

 

[TrixyStevens]

...Everton after all...

 

[RFUS]

Well, we're making Goodison prettier. That's a change.

 

[DrEFC]

No. I'm not talking about a David Bowie best of compilation, I'm talking about Everton.

So we entered the pre season shrouded in mystery, who will be our new manager, will we spend loads, will we get a new stadium, will Cleverley leave, so many questions.

So far we've had one question answered, we got a new manager and to be fair it is a thoroughly underwhelming appointment for a club that supposedly has renewed ambitions. This is a man who thrives in ordinariness, a so-so man from a so-so nation, Mr. Average, Mr. Grey, if he was a colour he'd be magnolia, he's neither here nor there, he won't set the world alight, nor will he do any worse. If we wanted to send a message to the footballing world that we are back we needed to do better than Ronald "Flavour of the month" Koeman.

Instead we have done what we do best, go with what we can get, not push for what we supposedly can't get. A bad start for things to come.

So on to our transfers, so far we have made one, an undisclosed fee for a keeper who is that bad Fulham who have just finished above relegation in the League 1 find him surplus to requirements. Great.

We've been linked with two other signings, Witsel and Mata, so going off everything that has preceded this what is the honest likelihood we will sign them? We have no European football to lure them, we have a bog standard manager, maybe they want to join Gianluigi Stekelenbuffon? Ridiculous.

Apparently we have had negotiations with Witsel but true to form they've stalled. Everton that.

So on to the actual elephant in the room. Are we rich? So far I'm going with no, all we've done is catch the likes of Stoke, West Ham and Palace up in terms of money we can offer players.

Same old Everton? Yep.

ORACLE

 

[flibbyflob]

You were right. Even if we sign a couple late it hasn't changed as the public humiliation over Sissoko proves that.

 

[PhilM]

Disenchanted doesn't sum up my current opinion of our transfer dealings and I'm sure Koeman will be feeling very much the same this evening.

Forget about high calibre signings, we can't even get last minutes rash buys completed on deadline day.

 

[ad4amt]

Everton aren't we

 

[Sapie88]

ORACLE

29 minutes to be proven wrong like.

Steve Walsh lol what a waste of money.

 

[nevsonlymate]

haha mate,

Same old same old, a couple of quality signings from pushing forward. A good starting eleven a crap bench, dangle a carrot of the money and sell the season tickets, sell to buy , last day panic, sell to buy nothing has changed.

 

[Haiku]

I'm angry and pissed, this is total joke really. Wtf are Walsh and Koeman doing... We haven't even the Stones money reinvested, let other 100M pounds on new players we were promised.