Mitch Ward's Minder
Player Valuation: £5m
Nowadays we give other teams their inchy moments every week. In recent years the 15-16 Bournemouth away game when we drew 3-3 allowed them to go on a good run (beating Chelsea at SB) and stay in the league, or Wigan dumping us out of the cup. I feel like that is now our purpose in world football, bringing joy to others!