..... Six Bullets, who gets them and why?
I’m feeling particularly belligerent this morning so be warned!
1: Simon Cowell : Man Boobed, closet dwelling, purveyor of banal Tat
2: Rupert Murdoch : Phone Hacking, email spying, right winged, rumour mongering Gigantic Aussie Tit
3: Louise Redknap : Why is this bint on my TV, thick as Pig sh1t. I used to quite like something for the weekend (Despite that kopite Rimmer) until she hoved into view. She can’t even speak properly (some-ink for the weekend) and she’s a vegetarian (See No 4), what’s a veggie doing on a food show
4: Vegetarians: Smug Selfish Bastrd’s , ooh look at me, I’m so healthy and cool, cos I don’t eat meat, it’s Murder. Shut it you tool! I was born with eyes in the front of my head, ergo I’m a natural hunter and have teeth designed for shredding meat. If you were to come to my house I’d have to cook something different just for you or cook something for everyone specifically selected with your tastes in mind. If I came to your house would you cook me a Steak? No you wouldn’t so fcuk off and have a bacon Sarnie FFS
5: Police in Mobile Speed Camera Vans: They site there, in their Van, drinking tea and eating flapjack, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting motorists. Like kids hiding in bush waiting to jump out and scare the bejesus out of pensioners, monsters to a man. There’s a 6 mile stretch of road between my house and the kids house that has 9 speed cameras but still they lay in wait in the only bit of road that doesn’t have one. Only on a sunny day mind, bastrd’s
6: Anyone who points out that the previous 2 are groups of people and therefore I would need more than the 6 bullets. Shut it you pedantic bells
I’m feeling particularly belligerent this morning so be warned!
1: Simon Cowell : Man Boobed, closet dwelling, purveyor of banal Tat
2: Rupert Murdoch : Phone Hacking, email spying, right winged, rumour mongering Gigantic Aussie Tit
3: Louise Redknap : Why is this bint on my TV, thick as Pig sh1t. I used to quite like something for the weekend (Despite that kopite Rimmer) until she hoved into view. She can’t even speak properly (some-ink for the weekend) and she’s a vegetarian (See No 4), what’s a veggie doing on a food show
4: Vegetarians: Smug Selfish Bastrd’s , ooh look at me, I’m so healthy and cool, cos I don’t eat meat, it’s Murder. Shut it you tool! I was born with eyes in the front of my head, ergo I’m a natural hunter and have teeth designed for shredding meat. If you were to come to my house I’d have to cook something different just for you or cook something for everyone specifically selected with your tastes in mind. If I came to your house would you cook me a Steak? No you wouldn’t so fcuk off and have a bacon Sarnie FFS
5: Police in Mobile Speed Camera Vans: They site there, in their Van, drinking tea and eating flapjack, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting motorists. Like kids hiding in bush waiting to jump out and scare the bejesus out of pensioners, monsters to a man. There’s a 6 mile stretch of road between my house and the kids house that has 9 speed cameras but still they lay in wait in the only bit of road that doesn’t have one. Only on a sunny day mind, bastrd’s
6: Anyone who points out that the previous 2 are groups of people and therefore I would need more than the 6 bullets. Shut it you pedantic bells
