One Gun ...

[Kurt.]

i want to change my mind and just shoot suarez 6 times then give him a mega pistol whipping.

 

[best little spaniard]

I'm not really the person to really hate anyone, but I'll give this a go anyway

1. Luis Suarez. First name that came in my head, for obvious reasons

2. George Osborne. Horrible slimy greasy full of himself arsehole.

3. The guy who presents Rudetube. Alex Zane or whatever. I ended up watching about 10 mins the other day, and I wanted to throttle him

4. Anyone who's on or who ever has been on I'm a celebrity. Utter crap. Mostly the guys who present it though.

5. Jo Brand. She pisses me off soooo much. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

6. Sticking with comedians, Frankie Boyle. Arrogant, full of himself turd who thinks he's much funnier than he actually is, and has made a career out of stepping just a bit further than anyone else who has an ounce of decency will. ****



First 6 I could think of, and that was a bit of a struggle

 

[Azzurri]

Anyone who thinks Clarkson is anything other than a BRILLIANT **** deserves a bullet. Yer leftie belters.





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He's an absolute beaut, him and the clowns who always go on about 'Clarkson for Prime Minister' should have a serious look at themselves.

 

[Elong]

He's an absolute beaut, him and the clowns who always go on about 'Clarkson for Prime Minister' should have a serious look at themselves.

*Looks at himself in mirror*

*swoons*

 

[TX Bill]

I'd love to name six but...


...in an incredible twist of fate, and in totally unrelated incidents, those six people would coincidently wake up dead tomorrow due to a fatal gunshot wound and someone would remember this thread.

You laugh but then you're talking to the guy who correctly predicted all four of our Europa Cup opponents a few years back:

AZ Alkmaar
Zenit St. Petersbug
AE Larissa
FC Nurenburg

I'll pass.














(I was just going to say that I don't own a gun but I didn't think that would fly.)

 

[Dylan]

I've gone to the back of the queue and I'm back for another go.

1. Chris Moyles. Get out of your own arse [Poor language removed].

2. Zane Lowe. Stop pretending you heard of every band on the planet before anyone else did. As much as you try, Alio will always be far cooler than you. Prick.

3. Jo Whiley for reasons given earlier by someone else. Bint.

4. Fearne Cotton. You'd get smashed all over the room. Then executed. Argghhhh that voice.

5. Nick Grimshaw. Anyone who calls themselves "Grimmy" has earned a 9mm

6. Sara Cox. I'd rather [Poor language removed] a cheese grater than listen to 10 minutes of your show. Cow.

Radio 1. A hotbed of c*nts

You must really not like her!

 

[Dylan]

I'd love to name six but...


...in an incredible twist of fate, and in totally unrelated incidents, those six people would coincidently wake up dead tomorrow due to a fatal gunshot wound and someone would remember this thread.

You laugh but then you're talking to the guy who correctly predicted all four of our Europa Cup opponents a few years back:

AZ Alkmaar
Zenit St. Petersbug
AE Larissa
FC Nurenburg

I'll pass.














(I was just going to say that I don't own a gun but I didn't think that would fly.)

Texas. Weren't you born with a six-shooter in your hand like all good Texans?

 

[BlueLlama]

since suarez has already been gunned down I'd probably just go on a Grand Theft Auto style rampage on the set of The Only Way is Essex and hope the shock of having thei cast slaughtered would kill of evry f*ckwit who wtahces that sh*te.

 

[Pblueman]

ok back for round two, not too much trouble i have a lot of pent up hatred

1) Traffic Wardens,, if you're "only doing your job" why the [Poor language removed] are you smarmy smiley as you hand out the ticket you c**t

2) those 'protesters' at the last Poppy day burning our flags and trying to disrupt the days commemorations

3) Did i mention paedo's in my last one? they get another mention C**TS, no need absolutely no need.

4) the english paparazzi that seem to think i'm interested in what some 'celeb's ex- boyfriends father has been doing?? WTF

5) the tvvat that books jeremy kyle's "guests" WHY?

6) the gunmaker for making a gun with only 6 bullets, use a browning ffs 13 bullets in one clip

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Can the gun be a 50 caliber Smith & Wesson Magnum Revolver?
If so, I reckon one bullet could easily cleave three or four heads in twain, especially if they were lined up a la the despair squid episode of Red Dwarf.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

That talentless moron off celebrity juice that talks like he is lacking a chromosome

Which moron? and only 'like' lacking a chromosome? Too kind there mister.

 

[Pblueman]

Got to say i love Keith Lemon makes me laugh every time

 

[Sutty18]

1 - Martin Atkinson
2 - Mark Clattenberg - both for being ****s.
3 - Duncan Ferguson - Just so i can prove he is harder than Chuck Norris, as the bullet would just bounce off him!! and then leg it before he kicks my arse
4 - Katie Price "Jordan" - cant stand her, how can someone with so little Talent be worth so much money.
5 - Peter Andre - for being stupid enough to have married the above
6 - Sepp Blatter - how this ignorant nob head is still in charge baffles me - time for some justice!!

 

[Sid James]

Can the gun be a 50 caliber Smith & Wesson Magnum Revolver?
If so, I reckon one bullet could easily cleave three or four heads in twain, especially if they were lined up a la the despair squid episode of Red Dwarf.

I'm liking the despair squid reference, they're making a new series you know

 

[BigBlueConk]

I would point the gun at the next six people who look like they are going to score against us.
I don't want them to die, they will have the option to not score.
It's a football thing.