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1. Robert Patterson : You're taking one for the Twilight team, and let me tell you that bullet won't need to be silver because you're not a vampire you're a wrist cutting poncy pale emo tvvat like the rest of your crew!

2. Luis Suarez : Only get the bullet after I'd pulled my hammer out and knocked those buck teeth across the floor, prat!

3. Katy Perry : Fantastic baps, but they aren't gonna save you love, those songs make me wanna turn a gun on myself. Oh wait, no, I'll turn it on you!

4. The Judge Who Declared Anders Behring Breivik Insane : Oh yea right, put him in a home, give him TV and the internet, let him have weekend visits out of his hospital and declare him sane in 3 years time and release him. SERIOUSLY???

5. Murdoch : Disgusting really what he has allowed to happen over the years and as the head he must wear it. c*unt of the highest order. Australian too.

6. Dalglish : Far too many reasons.
 
i would line all the red ****e up one behind the other ( in a conger style ) and shoot the first bullet through the first persons foehead and see how many heads it could go through before the bullet stopped and then i would repeat this action until i got through the whole bunch of ****s and then ,,,, hopefully i would have 1 bullet left and would go back down the now dead line and shoot suarez once more,,,just for ****s and giggles.
 
I've had time to think now - it's hard because I don't really hate anyone....well apart from...

1 - Luis Suarez - for obvious detestable reasons
2 - All the pricks from The Only Way is Essex (line up next to each other 1 bullet through all their heads)
3 - Superman - As a Batman guy, I hate the way Superman sh*ts all over Batman in nearly all DC comics. (and no i don't know if the bullet would kill him. Shoot him in the balls, that should at least smart)
4 - Kerry Katona - Talentless idiot
5 - Jo Whiley - Actually do hate her - HATE HER - If you like anything she doesn't then you're not cool - stupid cow HATE HER
6 - Gok Wan - MAN UP YOU FREAK

If i had a 7th...

Chico when England are playing.

the iceland reject media whore would also get one of mine, defo!
 

That talentless moron off celebrity juice that talks like he is lacking a chromosome

Robbie Williams

Steve Kean

Mark Zuckerberg

George Osbourne

Wayne Rooney
 
Thatcher- Vile evil woman.
Daddy Murdoch- Vile evil man.
Young Murdoch-Vile evil man in training.
Cameron- detestable slimey piece of shoite.
Stevie Me- feckin bellend.
Thatcher again- make sure the cnut is dead.
 

I've gone to the back of the queue and I'm back for another go.

1. Chris Moyles. Get out of your own arse [Poor language removed].

2. Zane Lowe. Stop pretending you heard of every band on the planet before anyone else did. As much as you try, Alio will always be far cooler than you. Prick.

3. Jo Whiley for reasons given earlier by someone else. Bint.

4. Fearne Cotton. You'd get smashed all over the room. Then executed. Argghhhh that voice.

5. Nick Grimshaw. Anyone who calls themselves "Grimmy" has earned a 9mm

6. Sara Cox. I'd rather [Poor language removed] a cheese grater than listen to 10 minutes of your show. Cow.

Radio 1. A hotbed of c*nts
 
Great thread Sid.
1=David SCameron-TVVAT
2=Jeremy Clarkeson-big headed TVVAT
3=Goofy Suarez-cheating horrible TVVAT
4=Sepp Blerter-He's probably a deluded R/S TVVAT
5=Gary Glitter-Dirty TVVAT
6=Who ever invented the gun-murdering TVVAT
 
I've gone to the back of the queue and I'm back for another go.

1. Chris Moyles. Get out of your own arse [Poor language removed].

2. Zane Lowe. Stop pretending you heard of every band on the planet before anyone else did. As much as you try, Alio will always be far cooler than you. Prick.

3. Jo Whiley for reasons given earlier by someone else. Bint.

4. Fearne Cotton. You'd get smashed all over the room. Then executed. Argghhhh that voice.

5. Nick Grimshaw. Anyone who calls themselves "Grimmy" has earned a 9mm

6. Sara Cox. I'd rather [Poor language removed] a cheese grater than listen to 10 minutes of your show. Cow.

Radio 1. A hotbed of c*nts

I love your balls out rant bluejock just love it!!! Shooting with real venom mate.
 

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