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Danny said:
Spiders? Needles?

They can't hurt you. Unless you live in Cuba/Australia or the Needle can give you aids of course...
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and what about those lweaver fish Danny, paddling along and then bam a foot full of poison from a Little Weaver, their poison is far worse than the bigger Greater Weaver, your foot swells and swells turning a nasty purple colour, the throbbing pain, the intense agony and why, oh why and you only went for a paddle in the sea. Don't forget the jellyfish as well and those toe nipping crabs, bad thing a dose of crabs

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Get a bite from a Brown Recluse (spider)out here Danny and see if your nervous system doesn't shut down on you. Certain spiders can mess you up big time!
 
Dylan said:
Get a bite from a Brown Recluse (spider)out here Danny and see if your nervous system doesn't shut down on you. Certain spiders can mess you up big time!
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Any bite can be cured, a shark biting you in half cant :P

Not to mention drowning....
 
monty said:
and what about those lweaver fish Danny, paddling along and then bam a foot full of poison from a Little Weaver, their poison is far worse than the bigger Greater Weaver, your foot swells and swells turning a nasty purple colour, the throbbing pain, the intense agony and why, oh why and you only went for a paddle in the sea. Don't forget the jellyfish as well and those toe nipping crabs, bad thing a dose of crabs

I'm enjoying today(y)
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Tell me about it, its risky [Poor language removed].

Unless I can see my feet through the water, I swerve it :lol:

When I was younger I ended up in a swarm of baby jelly fish - not good...
 

To fix a jelly fish sting. Dous it in vinegar. If you don't have vinegar handy, piss on it. Sting goes away. The ocean rocks. Spiders for the most part are harmless, but some are nasty bitches.
 
Dylan said:
To fix a jelly fish sting. Dous it in vinegar. If you don't have vinegar handy, piss on it. Sting goes away. The ocean rocks. Spiders for the most part are harmless, but some are nasty bitches.
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Aye, I couldn't piss all over my back or stomach though and I dont think any adults wanted to risk pissing all over a 10 year old.....

So I had to be dragged for what seemed like miles to a chippy for a pot of vinegar.

No shitty arsed spider has ever caused me problems, the sea though has caused shitloads.

Theres also nothing worse than getting sea water stuck in your ear.
 
Danny said:
Aye, I couldn't piss all over my back or stomach though and I dont think any adults wanted to risk pissing all over a 10 year old.....

So I had to be dragged for what seemed like miles to a chippy for a pot of vinegar.

No shitty arsed spider has ever caused me problems, the sea though has caused shitloads.

Theres also nothing worse than getting sea water stuck in your ear.
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Try meeting a Great White in shallow water, I some how don't think you'd be worried about your ear. Those weavers are proper little bastards their poison has put people into coma, just thank God we don't get the boxed jelly like the lads in Aus but Portuguese Men of War are on the increase, your back would look like a chess board if one of those bastards got you mate.

Where are you going on holiday this year Dan:D
 
Dylan said:
So long as you never say "Ooooo, sounds like a case of the Monday's" we'll be fine monts.
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I'm a photocopier-o-phobe. I once took one out into a field and knocked the hell out of it with a baseball bat cause i hate them so much. Well just the ones that don't work.

I also hate toadstools and most fungi in general, horrible creepy looking stuff.
 

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