Dan Tanner
Player Valuation: £10m
Christ I hated nets, father bob in savio put paid to that. The arsehole would launch exocetts right at your headNot quite as heroic my injuries lol
One came from rugby and the other from the only time I did nets in my life. Our keeper got hurt and we needed someone to jump in for the second half. Within twenty minutes I was off too with a broken wrist and that was the end of a promising career in goal lol