Oumar Niasse

[bol-uk]

He's either Bakayoko mrk2 or Louis Saha (fit) mrk2.

Either way, got big shoes to fill when Rom goes in the summer.

He is Nais' replacement not Roms

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

OK I've provided all the useful links that we could possibly need to deal with this potential transfer today.
https://www.flightradar24.com/51.5,-0.13/7 - Track his flight from start to finish and provide other forum members with regular updates
https://translate.google.co.uk/ - translate all the jarg articles that come out of Russia throughout the day
https://twitter.com/RusFootballNews?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author - Russian Football News on Twitter (surely a reliable source of info?)
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/hamstring-injury/Pages/Introduction.aspx (Look up more info on Hamstring injuries when his goes during the medical)
http://www.samaritans.org/ - When it all goes tits up and you need someone to talk to. Or PM @bizzaro and he'll make you feel better about your own life.

Good luck guys and girls.

you got a link to Jim White's dealer? He really does get the best chemicals, you can tell by the look in Jim's eyes at the deadline approaches.

It's like a Martinez hater's look after we lose a 2 goal lead.

 

[mkrudden]

OK I've provided all the useful links that we could possibly need to deal with this potential transfer today.

https://www.flightradar24.com/51.5,-0.13/7 - Track his flight from start to finish and provide other forum members with regular updates

https://translate.google.co.uk/ - translate all the jarg articles that come out of Russia throughout the day

https://twitter.com/RusFootballNews?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author - Russian Football News on Twitter (surely a reliable source of info?)

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/hamstring-injury/Pages/Introduction.aspx (Look up more info on Hamstring injuries when his goes during the medical)

http://www.samaritans.org/ - When it all goes tits up and you need someone to talk to. Or PM @bizzaro and he'll make you feel better about your own life.

Good luck guys and girls.

What time we setting off?
@neil999 is staying at my mum's so I'll pick him up en route.
Bring those pork pies again Bungs. And wear the "you-know-what".
Need anything from Tesco?

Love deadline day xxx

 

[ijjysmith]

At risk of sounding very @Moomin - I beleive other clubs are after this guy too.

 

[neil999]

What time we setting off?
@neil999 is staying at my mum's so I'll pick him up en route.
Bring those pork pies again Bungs. And wear the "you-know-what".
Need anything from Tesco?

Love deadline day xxx

dips n chipzzzzz

 

[matty1878]

Says who? please don't tell me your relying on SSN

They said bid not accepted yet. Even if they aren't in the loop it's still quiet!

 

[Moomin]

At risk of sounding very @Moomin - I beleive other clubs are after this guy too.

You tell people this and they get very defensive. I've linked in the transfer thread a guardian article saying Newcastle have scouted him.

Newcastle have said they will bring in three players today, Berinho they have bid for. One of the other targets could be this fella.

 

[Bungle]

What time we setting off?
@neil999 is staying at my mum's so I'll pick him up en route.
Bring those pork pies again Bungs. And wear the "you-know-what".
Need anything from Tesco?

Love deadline day xxx

I say we set off earlier than last time mate, try and get neil to leave the KKK costume at home this time though, could be a deal breaker.

I'm stocked up on Pork Pies, Pringles and some cocktail sausages, maybe grab us some coconut macaroons if you're popping into Tesco. See you shortly mate.

 

[Charlie Sweet]

I say without hesitation that this lad Oumar Niasse has the potential to be a real star for us and offer a significantly better return than Barkley.

@Bungle if you can grab hold of some cold Chinese leftovers and a fresh loaf of bread - I'm in.

 

[neil999]

I say we set off earlier than last time mate, try and get neil to leave the KKK costume at home this time though, could be a deal breaker.

I'm stocked up on Pork Pies, Pringles and some cocktail sausages, maybe grab us some coconut macaroons if you're popping into Tesco. See you shortly mate.

i cant find my dildo?

 

[Bungle]

I say without hesitation that this lad Oumar Niasse has the potential to be a real star for us and offer a significantly better return than Barkley.

@Bungle if you can grab hold of some cold Chinese leftovers and a fresh loaf of bread - I'm in.

Got us a tiger loaf mate and have dug some chicken fried rice and pork balls out of the local takeaways bin, see you soon.

@neil999 My mum has asked if you want the crusts cut off your sandwiches again?

 

[Zodiak2]

It's not even half 9 in the morning yet ladies, chill!

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Got us a tiger loaf mate and have dug some chicken fried rice and pork balls out of the local takeaways bin, see you soon.

@neil999 My mum has asked if you want the crusts cut off your sandwiches again?

Tiger loaf - good call.

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Come home boyhood Blue

 

[Charlie Sweet]

i cant find my dildo?

If ever one post summed up this thread on Transfer Deadline Day it's this.

Well played Sir.