chazzle_dazzle
Player Valuation: £35m
...the recommended 'dildo distance' is now 34ft, this is down to insurance requirements after full risk assessment. SKY simply can't afford another wafted wang after the last debacle.
Hahahaha... the testing process to define the 34ft, was after testing the "black mamba" dildo - an impressive 33ft and 1 inch, they thought it would be too much effort to paint it blue so the extra foot was decided.
Have it on good authority that Hayley Mcqueen lent it for testing purposes.