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Oumar Niasse

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davek said:
Didn't Barry have to wait round the corner in his car not knowing if he was in or not before he signed...ready to speed to the next destination? Seem to remember a story like that.
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...I heard GARETH was putting his purple bin out and there he was, ROBERTO in the bushes, lurking, pen & paper in hand....

'Pssssst, Mr Barry...Mr Barry...I have a plan...'

Nah, didn't BARRY have to drive round and get a coffee or something. Whatever, it was very EVERTON like...
 
davek said:
Didn't Barry have to wait round the corner in his car not knowing if he was in or not before he signed...ready to speed to the next destination? Seem to remember a story like that.
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Think McCarthy definitely told the story of waiting at home and then getting the go ahead to race down to FF for 10pm, only to get told it was off, then on again.
 
Even if he's rubbish he's better than no-one. Good luck to him if he signs. He sounds like a right arrogant so and so. I like that.

A goal against Newcastle would be boss times
 

Sky Sports: "so Roberto what went wrong with the Niasse deal"
Roberto: "he came in to the room in a phenomenal tracksuit after phenomenally passing his medical, he wanted a phenomenal wage which when Bill phenomenally opened his wallet there wasn't enough 2p's in it. So we had a chat and I won the possession by doing 75% of the chat, it all went side ways and we signed him"
Sky Sports: "but we thought he hadn't signed"
Roberto: "he hasn't but we came close so it feels like we signed him"

GOT........explodes with fewm!!!
 
GraemeS1980 said:
Sky Sports: "so Roberto what went wrong with the Niasse deal"
Roberto: "he came in to the room in a phenomenal tracksuit after phenomenally passing his medical, he wanted a phenomenal wage which when Bill phenomenally opened his wallet there wasn't enough 2p's in it. So we had a chat and I won the possession by doing 75% of the chat, it all went side ways and we signed him"
Sky Sports: "but we thought he hadn't signed"
Roberto: "he hasn't but we came close so it feels like we signed him"

GOT........explodes with fewm!!!
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TheHumbleEgg said:
...I heard GARETH was putting his purple bin out and there he was, ROBERTO in the bushes, lurking, pen & paper in hand....

'Pssssst, Mr Barry...Mr Barry...I have a plan...'

Nah, didn't BARRY have to drive round and get a coffee or something. Whatever, it was very EVERTON like...
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It puts in context the story of Niasse driving himself around Liverpool though. It's the Everton Way. Remember Traore being photo'd in Huyton Village buying a Mars Bar before he signed?

Utterly bizzare.
 
markDee said:
Even if he's rubbish he's better than no-one. Good luck to him if he signs. He sounds like a right arrogant so and so. I like that.

A goal against Newcastle would be boss times
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No mate IF he is rubbish we may as well sign nobody than waste £13m. It's an expensive striker not a pair of trabs out of sports direct .

But hopefully he is boss.
 

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