Oumar Niasse

[Goat]

Tbh I don't trust local websites because a lot of the Bulgarian media say we've already signed Ludogorets' left back and it's gonna be announced "soon". Have been saying it since before the Yeovil game, clearly BS.

Who is he, you might ask? I have literally no clue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natanael

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yordan_Minev

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitinha

1 of them.

 

[JimEFC]

Can he at least help out with the cladding, or litterpicking on Goodison Road after the game. Get a stewards high vis on him or something? He can't just do nothing surely?!

 

[Nyhus]

Tbh I don't trust local websites because a lot of the Bulgarian media say we've already signed Ludogorets' left back and it's gonna be announced "soon". Have been saying it since before the Yeovil game, clearly BS.

Who is he, you might ask? I have literally no clue.

Whats this Ludogoret? One of Bills plays?

 

[KaiserEFC]

Can't tell if Everton have messed up selling him by demanding too much cash
or
if Niasse is happy just sat about counting his 50k a week

both equally plausible.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

They don't want you because you're turbogash mate

 

[DualityNSNO]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natanael

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yordan_Minev

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitinha

1 of them.

It's Natanael - boy's a decent player, but absolutely nowhere near Premier League standard. He'll do well in the Netherlands or something like that, probably, or maybe Italy in a team that's not Juventus.

Apparently we've bought him for £3m 2 weeks ago. Imminent etc etc

 

[DualityNSNO]

Whats this Ludogoret? One of Bills plays?

FC Ludogorets Razgrad mate, Bulgaria's best team currently (which doesn't take that much).

Our whole top level might as well be one of Bill's plays really.

 

[EFCPaul]

God I hope he goes before the end of deadline day, if we can't get shot then it's likely we'll have to use him at some point during the season and no one wants that.

 

[d4kyxx]

Is that a genuine post from niasse? Surely not? He wouldn't admit that would he?

If true you have to laugh.

I've been told its hull on a 1.5m loan deal with option to buy (which they blatantly won't)

Hull are the only side who want him probably because it's either him or a youth team player! Ha

 

[StuBarlow]

My mate came up to my an hour ago showing me a Turkish website with a photo of Niasse on it, I got all excited until he said "Gala have pulled out because Niasse wants too much".

Looks like he'll stay put earning his 50k a week for doing nothing.

Niasse's dad should have pulled out. Waste of wages.

 

[barneygumble]

What a joke of a person is Niasse.

What a trap we got ourselves onto here, his wife lives in Manchester, he can't play football and well, is clearly a tosser (based on arrests and other incidents).

Great.

 

[Groucho]

I'd cut losses and pay him off.

 

[Professor Toffee]

What a joke of a person is Niasse.

What a trap we got ourselves onto here, his wife lives in Manchester, he can't play football and well, is clearly a tosser (based on arrests and other incidents).

Great.

we did a fine job in checking him out!
Im a terrible footballer but if some club wants to give me 50k a week well I'm their man

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

What a joke of a person is Niasse.

What a trap we got ourselves onto here, his wife lives in Manchester, he can't play football and well, is clearly a tosser (based on arrests and other incidents).

Great.

All thanks to this joke of a 'manager'. Can't wait for Belgium to drop to 50th in the World rankings within the next few years. He'll have Mourinho, Guardiola, Conte etc all over him for teaching their players the anti-art of playing football.

 

[Dozbik]

As each week goes by, we lose another 50k. Frankly, we should give him away, as it would at least allow the buying club to match his wages. We just need him off the books, pronto.

Does he seriously earn 50k a week? My oh my oh my...