Oumar Niasse

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Love to know what he does on a daily basis. Is he allowed to train? If he's as poisonous as some are suggesting, surely Koeman wouldn't let him near Finch Farm. What does he do with his days? I reckon he plays his Xbox and has edited himself on FIFA to be amazing at everything, and transferred himself to Liverpool, then when they play Everton he puts us on amateur difficulty and scores 11 hat-tricks against us.

he'd still miss mate as he's crap on FIFA as well.
 
Rrrr
He isn't under 21 perhaps is the reason

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I keep having a recurring dream.
It is 17th December 2016 - The Derby

70 minutes in and it's EFC 0 RS 2.
Unfortunately for Ronald, he has used two of his subs so he is looking gloomily along the bench. With a flinch, he sees a big, broad smile beaming back at him.
There is nothing to lose:
"Go on son" says RK

With a leap, our hero is standing beside the 4th official who is raising the Tag Heur sponsored board to indicate who is on & who is off.
Roll forward 25 minutes.

We now see our hero standing close to the centre circle. Under his arm is tucked the Official Premier League match ball. He lifts his right arm to wave to the adoring crowd, turning slowly to take it all in.
Slowly, reluctantly our hero walks towards the tunnel, his name rolling off the terraces to the echo.












"Arouna, Aroooooooouna, Aroooo ......"
 
I keep having a recurring dream.
It is 17th December 2016 - The Derby

70 minutes in and it's EFC 0 RS 2.
Unfortunately for Ronald, he has used two of his subs so he is looking gloomily along the bench. With a flinch, he sees a big, broad smile beaming back at him.
There is nothing to lose:
"Go on son" says RK

With a leap, our hero is standing beside the 4th official who is raising the Tag Heur sponsored board to indicate who is on & who is off.
Roll forward 25 minutes.

We now see our hero standing close to the centre circle. Under his arm is tucked the Official Premier League match ball. He lifts his right arm to wave to the adoring crowd, turning slowly to take it all in.
Slowly, reluctantly our hero walks towards the tunnel, his name rolling off the terraces to the echo.












"Arouna, Aroooooooouna, Aroooo ......"
I advise laying off the benzodiazepines mate.
 

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