Oumar Niasse

tommytowne · January 9, 2017

Woolly Blue said:
We sold them Jelavic and are now loaning them Niasse ?

Essentially Oumar is following the Jelabrick road.

Nice effort.

Gwladysstreetlad · January 9, 2017

AndyC said:
Point of order... Oumar Niasse hasn't stolen wages. He was offered and signed a contract, and that entitles him to receive the agreed remuneration package.

Clearly a poorly worded description on my part. I'll rephrase: 'With Niasse we'll be lucky to even get enough to cover the wages he's been given due to the ridiculous contract he was given by the incompetent charlatan of a manager we had at the time!'
Is that any better?

Papa Shango · January 9, 2017

Gwladysstreetlad said:
Yes but we got rid of him at no loss to ourselves if I remember correctly. Per Kroldrup was a foolish mistake that was swiftly rectified. With Niasse we'll be lucky to even get enough to cover the wages he's stolen from us in his time here, never mind any of the £13million he cost us!

Kroldrup was a good player everywhere else he played. Obviously just wasnt suited for the premier league.

We probably got some money back because we didnt totally ostracize him from the squad and tell the whole footballing world that he was rubbish and a bit weird.

Papa Shango · January 9, 2017

Gwladysstreetlad said:
Clearly a poorly worded description on my part. I'll rephrase: 'With Niasse we'll be lucky to even get enough to cover the wages he's been given due to the ridiculous contract he was given by the incompetent charlatan of a manager we had at the time!'
Is that any better?

Every manager has a bad signing or two in their locker.

Pun very much intended there.

tommye · January 9, 2017

Woolly Blue said:
We sold them Jelavic and are now loaning them Niasse ?

Essentially Oumar is following the Jelabrick road.

Papa Shango · January 9, 2017

Will Escott said:
Nah, still got to be Per Kroldrup. Didn't he cost 6 million when we had no money, played one game against Villa and we conceded 4 goals.

Beattie. Brought to play a role he was never going to be a success in whilst annoying the bloke who had previously done a good job in that role.

Slaven Bilic has got to be up there too.

Woolly Blue · January 9, 2017

Mikey_Fitzgerald said:
This deserves at least 20 likes by tea time

I thought it was original too, but I just googled it and found out @BigBlueBalls, with help from @TheFinnFan beat me to it nigh on five years ago

blue61 · January 9, 2017

Woolly Blue said:
We sold them Jelavic and are now loaning them Niasse ?

Essentially Oumar is following the Jelabrick road.

Mikey_Fitzgerald · January 9, 2017

PaulieMc said:
If he was a Pokemon he'd be a Magikarp.

Still one of the best zingers in forum history

Woolly Blue · January 9, 2017

tommye said:

allen · January 9, 2017

Maybe Hull have made the Real Madrid Gravesen/Carsley mistake.

Sky certainly have.

Gwladysstreetlad · January 9, 2017

Papa Shango said:
Every manager has a bad signing or two in their locker.

Pun very much intended there.

You'd find it much easier to name the good players Martinez brought into the club. You could count them on one hand. Good pun all the same though mate.

mccole · January 9, 2017

He will score more goals then Kone this season

Woolly Blue · January 9, 2017

blue61 said:

Is that you in the pic ?

If I may be so bold, you're looking quite trim there and have nicely defined buttocks.

Mikey_Fitzgerald · January 9, 2017

Gwladysstreetlad said:
You'd find it much easier to name the good players Martinez brought into the club. You could count them on one hand. Good pun all the same though mate.