Oumar Niasse

[tommytowne]

We sold them Jelavic and are now loaning them Niasse ?

Essentially Oumar is following the Jelabrick road.

Nice effort.

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

Point of order... Oumar Niasse hasn't stolen wages. He was offered and signed a contract, and that entitles him to receive the agreed remuneration package.

Clearly a poorly worded description on my part. I'll rephrase: 'With Niasse we'll be lucky to even get enough to cover the wages he's been given due to the ridiculous contract he was given by the incompetent charlatan of a manager we had at the time!'
Is that any better?

 

[Papa Shango]

Yes but we got rid of him at no loss to ourselves if I remember correctly. Per Kroldrup was a foolish mistake that was swiftly rectified. With Niasse we'll be lucky to even get enough to cover the wages he's stolen from us in his time here, never mind any of the £13million he cost us!

Kroldrup was a good player everywhere else he played. Obviously just wasnt suited for the premier league.

We probably got some money back because we didnt totally ostracize him from the squad and tell the whole footballing world that he was rubbish and a bit weird.

 

[Papa Shango]

Clearly a poorly worded description on my part. I'll rephrase: 'With Niasse we'll be lucky to even get enough to cover the wages he's been given due to the ridiculous contract he was given by the incompetent charlatan of a manager we had at the time!'
Is that any better?

Every manager has a bad signing or two in their locker.

Pun very much intended there.

 

[tommye]

We sold them Jelavic and are now loaning them Niasse ?

Essentially Oumar is following the Jelabrick road.

 

[Papa Shango]

Nah, still got to be Per Kroldrup. Didn't he cost 6 million when we had no money, played one game against Villa and we conceded 4 goals.

Beattie. Brought to play a role he was never going to be a success in whilst annoying the bloke who had previously done a good job in that role.

Slaven Bilic has got to be up there too.

 

[Woolly Blue]

This deserves at least 20 likes by tea time

I thought it was original too, but I just googled it and found out @BigBlueBalls, with help from @TheFinnFan beat me to it nigh on five years ago

 

[blue61]

We sold them Jelavic and are now loaning them Niasse ?

Essentially Oumar is following the Jelabrick road.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

If he was a Pokemon he'd be a Magikarp.

Still one of the best zingers in forum history

 

[Woolly Blue]

 

[allen]

Maybe Hull have made the Real Madrid Gravesen/Carsley mistake.

Sky certainly have.

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

Every manager has a bad signing or two in their locker.

Pun very much intended there.

You'd find it much easier to name the good players Martinez brought into the club. You could count them on one hand. Good pun all the same though mate.

 

[mccole]

He will score more goals then Kone this season

 

[Woolly Blue]

Is that you in the pic ?

If I may be so bold, you're looking quite trim there and have nicely defined buttocks.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

You'd find it much easier to name the good players Martinez brought into the club. You could count them on one hand. Good pun all the same though mate.

Oh wow, I think you might be right

Lukaku
Del
Barry
Jimmy Mac (Yes, he's good, shut up)
Galloway

After that I'd struggle