Oumar Niasse

[Nymzee]

bit early to write him off, but the few times he did play it wasn't great was it. so I'm wondering, who scouted him ?, who was the fella who actually said yes, this guy is good enough. surely in Business someone who recommends the deal , all 13 million of it would be fecked off wouldn't they ?. did RM actually see him play ??.

Probably @Zatara doing his YouTube scouting

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

He is the worst player to ever pull on the blue shirt.

Brett Angel is happy with this

Someone has finally surpassed him!

 

[RickyMartin]

If that new Nike advert was real life.

 

[tim cahill]

I don't see how we'll be able to get rid of him.
Even if we gave him away for free who's going to be willing to pay his wages?

 

[orchard]

I don't see how we'll be able to get rid of him.
Even if we gave him away for free who's going to be willing to pay his wages?

I think that's why Moshiri's trying to quickly move grounds mate.

 

[Bilko]

the Russian league has caught us out a couple of times now.

 

[Hangleton]

I don't see how we'll be able to get rid of him.
Even if we gave him away for free who's going to be willing to pay his wages?

I think he's the kind of player you need to build a team around. Just keep playing to his strengths. What are they?

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

I think he's the kind of player you need to build a team around. Just keep playing to his strengths. What are they?

...not his wrist anyway, that can be ruled out.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Trade him in at CEX for an Xbox

*vision of OUMAR looking all forlorn, sat in the CEX window between a 3DS display and a couple of discounted wii steering wheels.

'Daddy...I want that...can I have that OUMAR thingy?'

'No Son, it'll just get thrown in the cupboard with all the other rubbish that no-one wants to play with...'

 

[Hangleton]

*vision of OUMAR looking all forlorn, sat in the CEX window between a 3DS display and a couple of discounted wii steering wheels.

'Daddy...I want that...can I have that OUMAR thingy?'

'No Son, it'll just get thrown in the cupboard with all the other rubbish that no-one wants to play with...'

I reckon he's good at getting on the end of goalmouth scrambles. Shining them in. Non league kind of stuff.

 

[Bungle]

...not his wrist anyway, that can be ruled out.

How was his wrist ever going to heal when he kept knocking women about?

 

[LydiateLee]

Signed under the biggest fraud of a manager in Everton history

Correct

 

[degsy]

pray he does something sackable, like Gibson, Pienaar...oh wait, erm...

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

How was his wrist ever going to heal when he kept knocking women about?

He could have used the other wrist to be fair

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

How was his wrist ever going to heal when he kept knocking women about?

Allegedly...

More surprised he was on target TBH.

Terrible rat if he's done that though.