Oumar Niasse

[Paul w]

Not sure why people are desperate to sell him when we haven't even really seen him yet.

Give it up mate he's a turd.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Hopefully we will bundle him in the back of a taxi and send him round Queens Drive when Ronald comes to run his eye over the first team squad.

 

[McBain]

You know its going to make it that much better
When we could say goodnight and stay together

..Wouldn't it be Niasse

 

[Lee Smith]

Genuinely had a very vivid dream last night that we played Bournemouth first game of the season, and Niasse scored a hat-trick within 15 minutes of kick off, one of them was an incredible solo effort where he rounded the keeper (they even had Neuer in goal) with some amazing tekkers at the Gwladys St end.

But I also had a dream last week that I had a threesome with Gemma Atkinson and my missus, so unfortunately I don't think my dreams are that realistic.

But you never know...

 

[Nymzee]

Genuinely had a very vivid dream last night that we played Bournemouth first game of the season, and Niasse scored a hat-trick within 15 minutes of kick off, one of them was an incredible solo effort where he rounded the keeper (they even had Neuer in goal) with some amazing tekkers at the Gwladys St end.

But I also had a dream last week that I had a threesome with Gemma Atkinson and my missus, so unfortunately I don't think my dreams are that realistic.

But you never know...

If Gemma Atkinson texts you this week it is ON

 

[Penno]

Genuinely had a very vivid dream last night that we played Bournemouth first game of the season, and Niasse scored a hat-trick within 15 minutes of kick off, one of them was an incredible solo effort where he rounded the keeper (they even had Neuer in goal) with some amazing tekkers at the Gwladys St end.

But I also had a dream last week that I had a threesome with Gemma Atkinson and my missus, so unfortunately I don't think my dreams are that realistic.

But you never know...

I know, as if your missus would sleep with you!

 

[Abraders]

Genuinely had a very vivid dream last night that we played Bournemouth first game of the season, and Niasse scored a hat-trick within 15 minutes of kick off, one of them was an incredible solo effort where he rounded the keeper (they even had Neuer in goal) with some amazing tekkers at the Gwladys St end.

But I also had a dream last week that I had a threesome with Gemma Atkinson and my missus, so unfortunately I don't think my dreams are that realistic.

But you never know...

If he's named in the line up that day... it's meant to be

 

[Abraders]

Erm and this info comes from????? Only player I remember talking about him was Lukaku and he said he looked raw but powerful and fast IIRC.

Raw is the professional term for bad mate.

My cousin is a coach and said he's absolutely tosh too, have mentioned this prior

 

[Nymzee]

Raw is the professional term for bad mate.

My cousin is a coach and said he's absolutely tosh too, have mentioned this prior

Your cousin is a coach at Everton right

 

[Neiler]

Been offered an improved five year contract I hear.

 

[Abraders]

Your cousin is a coach at Everton right

Yep

 

[Nymzee]

Yep

lol sure

 

[Abraders]

lol sure

Hard to believe isn't it, that somebody at the club has a relative!?

Said it before, believe what you want. I gave enough information last time, and was proved right by Niasse being totally crap btw.

I see him once or twice a year, and last time was a couple weeks ago in which he told me he knows nothing on the manager front

 

[CynicalBlue]

I struggle to fathom how the hell we are going to sell him.

The only logical way is raffle tickets.

 

[wikofootball]

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