Outrageous Christmas work night out stories

[ste d' indica]

I'm hoping for a compelling true life story involving urinating in drinks followed by rolling folk down hills into rivers. Possibly involving comas and misremembering ages/marriages/number of kids etc.

 

[ste d' indica]

I'm hoping for a compelling true life story involving urinating in drinks followed by rolling folk down hills into rivers. Possibly involving comas and misremembering ages/marriages/number of kids etc.

Haha, @Kurt. beat me to it!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Hahahah

 

[Jamiednm]

Got one with a client next week. It’s a daytime meal though, so I’ll make my excuses and F-off home before being dragged out for anything afterwards. No thank you. I’ve got loads of SpongeBob and Mike Tyson Mysteries saved and ready to watch.

 

[Ming the Merciful]

Worked at a hospital where the middle aged married hospital manager unashamedly grinded a new Somali healthcare assistant on the dancefloor before loudly wishing him goodnight in front of the table before chasing him up to her room.

She'd already been through a couple of Jamaican lads that we knew of though on previous occasions.

Fair play, never struggled with recruitment though.

 

[cronullasharks]

I once had 3 beers with dinner and went home with a slight headache. Wild times

 

[coollino]

Summer party, but there was this lady I work with who was pissed trying to get back to the station on London after the party. She couldn't get her purse out for her card to pay for the underground, so someone else I worked with tried to help her

She shouted she was getting robbed, armed transport police took the person helping away into their office and she missed the last train home - and she doesn't drink

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

The bantz

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Few People are obviously rubbered and my bosses boss started rubbing my back for longer than necessary

 

[cronullasharks]

Few People are obviously rubbered and my bosses boss started rubbing my back for longer than necessary

Did you get a chubby?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Did you get a chubby?

Sadly no. Some lad did say to a South African colleague that they all ride around on camels though so night wasn’t a total waste.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Few People are obviously rubbered and my bosses boss started rubbing my back for longer than necessary

In my head he’s a big strapping farmer from Clonakilty and my mind is racing.

 

[verreauxi]

Did you get a chubby?

Or at least a semi?

 

[verreauxi]

 

[Jimishorts]

Few People are obviously rubbered and my bosses boss started rubbing my back for longer than necessary

Do you work on masterchef JJ?