Outrageous Christmas work night out stories

[cronullasharks]

Do you work on masterchef JJ?

Fylde Chimney Repairs. Big Trev gets a bit touchy feely at this time of year.

 

[Chewbacca]

Bit of a punch up in the lobby with a group from the function room next. Turned out they were rozzers and our company got banned from the hotel despite them starting it.

 

[Tramps_mate]

The only 2 I can remember having gone to was when I worked at Shell in Aberdeen. They were fantastic. The amount of money they spent on them was insane!!

No interesting stories though sorry..

 

[chicoazul]

@Zatara might you have any to share pal?

 

[Eggs]

…..one female member of staff bit another female member of staff in the Beehive, Paradise St. Seems the recipient had been bragging about what she does with the temporary lodger when her husband went to bed.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The only 2 I can remember having gone to was when I worked at Shell in Aberdeen. They were fantastic. The amount of money they spent on them was insane!!

No interesting stories though sorry..

The Metro?

 

[trueblue84]

…..one female member of staff bit another female member of staff in the Beehive

Sounds painful.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

 

[datblygu]

Got my work Christmas meal tonight, will probably be relatively calm but I intend to make the most of free wine and get more drunk than everyone else and talk about Brexit and Starmer to anyone who is unfortunate enough to have to sit next to me.

Does anyone have any wild tales of people going totally insane on these special occasions? Feel like these events aren’t as crazy as they used to be.

My first job after uni was in a city centre accountancy firm in Glasgow. Some of the partners invited people back to the office after the party (not me) and somebody was bottled. The secretary's dress was found the next Monday on the photocopier. Nobody who was there would talk about it.

 

[coollino]

My mate did the worm at one of his. He got up and they clapped on for him to do it again and he didn't realise it's so everyone could film him doing it again

Obviously he did it again hahahhaa

 

[anton66]

Took a whitey half way down the buffet at a do years back. Trying to get my head together I was then accosted by a waitress I worked with who berated me with all the instances I'd pissed her off. The sister of another waitress, one I'd had some 'amour de work**' with, seeing my vulnerability, then came over and highlighted how terrible I was as a boyfriend.
There was chaos all around at the time, my head spinning and tears in my eyes, I semi passed out in a heap. Never been to any other works do since.

**interesting encounter with this girl in some afternoon shenanigans in one of the hotel bedrooms, slid my hand into her ladygarden forgetting I'd not long been chopping chillies. She came off the bed like a Polaris howling. Wrote the afternoon off

Hot love.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

My mate did the worm at one of his. He got up and they clapped on for him to do it again and he didn't realise it's so everyone could film him doing it again

Obviously he did it again hahahhaa

I did that once at a works do and jumped straight onto a smashed glass and cut my hand open. Still got the scar.
Pretty embarrassing all round

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Someone always does the worm on a works do right?

 

[cronullasharks]

Someone always does the worm on a works do right?

I would if I could do it. Unfortunately I've got about as much game on the dance floor as a Phil Neville step over

 

[coollino]

Anyway, it's my Christmas party on Wednesday.

And if you're wondering if I'm having a few drinks on my own beforehand to try and calm massive anxiety I have of talking to the girl who poured her heart out to me the year before, the answer is yes

I think I hate myself already