Paris Olympics 2024

[Rita_Poon]

Yeah I did think that, you'd be fuming wouldn't you if that was your best asset

Are they gonna let the French participants in first and get the city to all flush at the same time?

 

[cronullasharks]

A country the size of France doesn't have a lake somewhere nearby? There had to be a contingency plan, they run and cycle so use that to drag them into the city.

Lake Superior du bois de Boulonge
Lake Daumesnil
Lake de Gravelle
Lake de Reservoir
Lake de Minimes
Lake de tout repos a Boulogne

40km on the bike for Olympic triathlon.

Send them into the pool while there's a race on so they meet head on

 

[Rita_Poon]

Send them into the pool while there's a race on so they meet head on

Quadrathlon? punch up in the pool?

 

[cronullasharks]

Are they gonna let the French participants in first and get the city to all flush at the same time?

Not sure but I'll be in Paris in October so at least I know where my turds will end up. I'll keep an eye out for them when I'm strolling along the edge of the Seine.

 

[cronullasharks]

Quadrathlon? punch up in the pool?

Now we're talking

 

[Rita_Poon]

Now we're talking

My money is on the swimmers, them ropey types from the cycling and running are no way near as big or muscular.

 

[cronullasharks]

My money is on the swimmers, them ropey types from the cycling and running are no way near as big or muscular.

You misunderstood me though poon. They'll be bunny hopping their bikes into the pool so they can start lamping everyone with them.

 

[Rita_Poon]

You misunderstood me though poon. They'll be bunny hopping their bikes into the pool so they can start lamping everyone with them.

Quintathlon, in off the dive boards?

 

[cronullasharks]

Quintathlon, in off the dive boards?

Synchronised bmx triple pikes

 

[Rita_Poon]

That Aussie in the breast stroke there, incredible, thought he was being towed for that last length, went from the back to win it.

 

[cronullasharks]

I've been flicking through different countries coverage of this on the firestick and had bbc on for a bit. Who is the lobster in the studio?

 

[Rita_Poon]

I've been flicking through different countries coverage of this on the firestick and had bbc on for a bit. Who is the lobster in the studio?

you're gonna have to help us out a little more there Cron.

 

[cronullasharks]

you're gonna have to help us out a little more there Cron.

The guy on the right who looks like he fell asleep for about a week in a solarium

 

[degsy]

So the triathlon is looking like its going to be a duathlon due to the pollution in the river, even given that the French have spent the best part of 1 billion euros trying to clean it.

But the French keep on crapping in it.

 

[cronullasharks]

you're gonna have to help us out a little more there Cron.

Mark Foster I believe it is