Paris Olympics 2024

[carlos21]

Not too bad Carlos. I’m always cool

You doing good, watching some of this fine ladies in the Olympics?

Aye not really mate ask everyone to like my thread please mate.

 

[davek]

Another bloody loss by 0.02 seconds. Great swim though.

Also, Peaty has tested positive for covid putting his participation in the relays in doubt

I thought he said he wasnt going to be making excuses?

 

[McBain]

Overnight wrap up for you Green and Gold sleeping beauties.

Hockey babes 4 Hockey Scruffs 0 in easy peasy match.

O'Callahan crushes OIympic Record as she beats Titmus to the gold.

Womens Rugby continue to put absolute Cricket scores on the Oppo.

Bonzer Beaut O'Neil bows out early after too many bongs pre-tourney. Forgets tricks and seen at the canteen scffing lollies as comp starts.

Big effort but no Cigar for this Mustachioed Wet Legend.

Dapper gent Burton gets the Silver after doing pretty speccy things on this horse, beating the big toothed Toffs but not the Germans.

Nigerians get up on the Opals in a dead set bruiser.

Garside wins the hair awards but gets punched a fair bit in defeat to some clown.

And Massive unit Teremoana Jnr beat the snot out this Ukranian noboby in a 120 second molesting. Lookout.

In the Medals, Japan surges to the Top of the Pops with a rocket while home team France finally get their advantage working for them. Cheatin' China, Aussie, and Korea round out the top 5 while the US, Team GB and the other losers start to pick up some scaggy results.

 

[Wizard]

Video of the surfing that I posted a photo of earlier.

 

[Jeff Jones]

Best national anthem in the world. Proper tune that

Wasn't watching. Which anthem were you talking about?

 

[Marius57]

Australia scored a few points in that volleyball, had the momentum and took a technical time out.

Really odd tactical decision which gave Poland a chance to sort themselves out again.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Wasn't watching. Which anthem were you talking about?

Italian

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Serbian rower currently in 4th, her name Arsic - pronounced arse-itch!
She fell away terribly at the end, I reckon its cos she wanted to scratch it

 

[Pootsy]

Overnight wrap up for you Green and Gold sleeping beauties.

Hockey babes 4 Hockey Scruffs 0 in easy peasy match.

O'Callahan crushes OIympic Record as she beats Titmus to the gold.

Womens Rugby continue to put absolute Cricket scores on the Oppo.

Bonzer Beaut O'Neil bows out early after too many bongs pre-tourney. Forgets tricks and seen at the canteen scffing lollies as comp starts.

Big effort but no Cigar for this Mustachioed Wet Legend.

Dapper gent Burton gets the Silver after doing pretty speccy things on this horse, beating the big toothed Toffs but not the Germans.

Nigerians get up on the Opals in a dead set bruiser.

Garside wins the hair awards but gets punched a fair bit in defeat to some clown.

And Massive unit Teremoana Jnr beat the snot out this Ukranian noboby in a 120 second molesting. Lookout.

In the Medals, Japan surges to the Top of the Pops with a rocket while home team France finally get their advantage working for them. Cheatin' China, Aussie, and Korea round out the top 5 while the US, Team GB and the other losers start to pick up some scaggy results.

If you could do these writeups daily that would be great @McBain. Great read.

 

[Simon Buttle]

So the triathlon is looking like its going to be a duathlon due to the pollution in the river, even given that the French have spent the best part of 1 billion euros trying to clean it.

 

[cronullasharks]

So the triathlon is looking like its going to be a duathlon due to the pollution in the river, even given that the French have spent the best part of 1 billion euros trying to clean it.

That is an utter embarrassment

 

[wgtwiddle]

That is an utter embarrassment

Disadvantageous too to those whose swimming is their stronger discipline. Oh dear.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Renshall knocked out in the Judo

 

[cronullasharks]

Disadvantageous too to those whose swimming is their stronger discipline. Oh dear.

Yeah I did think that, you'd be fuming wouldn't you if that was your best asset

 

[Rita_Poon]

So the triathlon is looking like its going to be a duathlon due to the pollution in the river, even given that the French have spent the best part of 1 billion euros trying to clean it.

A country the size of France doesn't have a lake somewhere nearby? There had to be a contingency plan, they run and cycle so use that to drag them into the city.

Lake Superior du bois de Boulonge
Lake Daumesnil
Lake de Gravelle
Lake de Reservoir
Lake de Minimes
Lake de tout repos a Boulogne

40km on the bike for Olympic triathlon.