Paul Konchesky's mum brands kopites "scum"

[neonleon]

I'm from The Peoples Free Republic of Alba.

Don't they make cheap Tv's and DVD players?

 

[chicoazul]

Don't they make cheap Tv's and DVD players?

They might do in Glasgow somewhere.

Look up what Alba means in gaelic you ignorant saxon horror.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

They might do in Glasgow somewhere.

Look up what Alba means in gaelic you ignorant saxon horror.

It means white in latin you bad racist

 

[chicoazul]

It means white in latin you bad racist

Leave the Muslims out of this please mate, you bad Basque.

 

[neonleon]

Leave the Muslims out of this please mate, you bad Basque.

You would speak gaelic.

I bet you speak f@ggish too.

 

[chicoazul]

You would speak gaelic.

I bet you speak f@ggish too.

I can speak in a flawless Scottish and scouse accent mate, this is true. I use them to go undercover sometimes, like in Glasgow.

I don't speak any of that gaelic pish though.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Leave the Muslims out of this please mate, you bad Basque.

I'm not Basque. I sometimes wear one though

One girl I was with came out of the bathroom wearing a basque and boxer shorts. Almost pissed myself laughing. I took the boxies off then. Mine and hers.

 

[BlueLlama]

loved the comment from his mum saying "we won't move up there cos they speak funny"
From a cockney hag.
Not a trace of irony.
Amazing.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm not Basque. I sometimes wear one though

One girl I was with came out of the bathroom wearing a basque and boxer shorts. Almost pissed myself laughing. I took the boxies off then. Mine and hers.

That's gave me a lazy lob on, phwoar.

 

[neonleon]

I can speak in a flawless Scottish and scouse accent mate, this is true. I use them to go undercover sometimes, like in Glasgow.

I don't speak any of that gaelic pish though.

Speaking of Alba I'm just reading Filth by Irvine Welsh. If you haven't already, read it.

 

[chicoazul]

Speaking of Alba I'm just reading Filth by Irvine Welsh. If you haven't already, read it.

I'm surprised anyone outside of Easterhouse can understand what he writes mate, I struggle.

 

[neonleon]

I'm surprised anyone outside of Easterhouse can understand what he writes mate, I struggle.

Nah, pretty simple once you get used to it. Shakespeare, Joyce they all need to be translated in your head at first, but after a while you don't even think about it. Clockwork Orange by Burgess is a case in point.

 

[chicoazul]

Nah, pretty simple once you get used to it. Shakespeare, Joyce they all need to be translated in your head at first, but after a while you don't even think about it. Clockwork Orange by Burgess is a case in point.

List the Scottish words you've learned from the book mate.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

That's gave me a lazy lob on, phwoar.

Which part?

Actually you don't have to answer that one. I think I know

 

[chicoazul]

Which part?

Actually you don't have to answer that one. I think I know

You taking your boxies off mate.