I'm a little ahead of the curve having spent the last three summers up in Scotland getting wasted with the locals at festivals.
Ken - know. (not heard that before)
Most of it is just phonetically rendered speech;
Shouldnae take mair than an ooir.
loved the comment from his mum saying "we won't move up there cos they speak funny"
From a cockney hag.
Not a trace of irony.
Amazing.