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Personal injuries
- Thread starter Groucho
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Think i posted this on here before, shattered humerus head and dislocated shoulder in July 2020. Got the plate out about 12 months ago, will never get near 100% movement and rotation back again.
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
You fall off the bog in work having a ciggie?
I've broken/fractured my nose, arm, knee, little toe, rib, left hand in 6 places, torn rotator cuff, bicep and rhombus but the absolute worst is my double tricep tendon tears. 2 years and 2 ops plus countless different treatments and I have one barely working left arm. I doubt I'll even bother fixing the right arm.
Moral of story; don't bother doing anything other than mild exercise. It's pointless.
Moral of story; don't bother doing anything other than mild exercise. It's pointless.
I've had quite a lot of sports injuries in my time, but thankfully all pretty minor and nothing that serious. Definitely nothing close to as serious as an achilles.
Most painful is still getting hit in the box while batting
Closely followed by accidentally kicking a kerb playing footie in the street as a kid. Broke my big toe and lost the nail. Safe to say my football career did not reach the heights I hoped....
Getting finger popped back was not a pleasant experience either.
Most painful is still getting hit in the box while batting
Closely followed by accidentally kicking a kerb playing footie in the street as a kid. Broke my big toe and lost the nail. Safe to say my football career did not reach the heights I hoped....
Getting finger popped back was not a pleasant experience either.
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
I've had grief with my achilles and been doing physio, after a bit of a break from football I've just played 5 games in 9 days and now can't get up the stairs.
Hope she's not in too much pain and is on the road to recovery with it.
Or the 6th time lol
Yes but you are the bionic man - hope your fingers on the mend mate -
Tripped over a jar of Branston.
They are called a Spell in Lancashire - when I was an apprentice in the Nursery in Liverpool my bosses claimed to be knife men as the saynor knife blades were sharpened like razors - I got a bad splinter & the Foreman got it out with his sharp knife it was of a Berberis stem as I was propagating at the time - a bit brutal I told him , Had too son, they go septic with the Berberis sap in 1/2 an hour -
Are you Frank Spencer
They are called a Spell in Lancashire - when I was an apprentice in the Nursery in Liverpool my bosses claimed to be knife men as the saynor knife blades were sharpened like razors - I got a bad splinter & the Foreman got it out with his sharp knife it was of a Berberis stem as I was propagating at the time - a bit brutal I told him , Had too son, they go septic with the Berberis sap in 1/2 an hour -
Not even I can translate that one.
Sorry folks.
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
You have never propagated before, only in the bedroom & you got a hernia doing that lol
Your mistake, is assuming everyone else knows what you`re talking about, when the reality, is that most people haven`t the faintest idea Joey.
And, that`s on a rare good day, when you`ve switched your Ipad, back to English Language lol
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