Phil Jagielka

[Abraders]

Ginsters steak slice sort of defender.

the last Ginsters i bought had no meat in it... got £4 in free vouchers...

 

[Carlito]

He was a Yorkshire pudding for most of the last season.

 

[Toffee-nerd]

Silky football.

Play alcaraz then. The bloke who's lovely on the ball but can't actually defend.

We need to go back to being solid at the back. Jags was our best centre back this season, good work suggesting we show him the door. Very sensible.

No world cup this year and proper time off before the start of the season will mean he's up to speed for the start of the season and we don't have to deal with the world cup hangover.

 

[davek]

Play alcaraz then. The bloke who's lovely on the ball but can't actually defend.

We need to go back to being solid at the back. Jags was our best centre back this season, good work suggesting we show him the door. Very sensible.

No world cup this year and proper time off before the start of the season will mean he's up to speed for the start of the season and we don't have to deal with the world cup hangover.

He's not switched all the time though is he?

He's not up to a distribution role. He'll always end up gifting the opposition in and around our own box.

Add to that he's not a leader and he's ageing. He's not the future for Everton.

 

[Moomin]

Alcaraz is a slow roasted skunk smeared in camel jizz type of player.

 

[Goat]

Phil Jagielka is a steak mushrooms and onions player.

 

[MACCA75]

Where did this myth that Alcaraz is good on the ball come from? He's utter horse plop.

 

[Goat]

He's not switched all the time though is he?

He's not up to a distribution role. He'll always end up gifting the opposition in and around our own box.

Add to that he's not a leader and he's ageing. He's not the future for Everton.

Phil Jagielka PA 87.5 %
Virgil Van SPL Donkey PA 81.8%

Its honestly like shooting fish here David.

 

[Kurt.]

I'm trying to convey 'basic'.

I'm wasted here.

you sound wasted tbh Dave.... take a lie down mate

 

[Brennan]

He's not switched all the time though is he?

He's not up to a distribution role. He'll always end up gifting the opposition in and around our own box.

Add to that he's not a leader and he's ageing. He's not the future for Everton.

I'd like to see you point out all the instances of that.

 

[davek]

Phil Jagielka PA 87.5 %
Virgil Van SPL Donkey PA 81.8%

Its honestly like shooting fish here David.

Dont get me wrong: if you want a CB to put his head in where the boots are flying, Jagielka can do that. But he's not a player. Not one bit. Best for us to call time on this now. Get some cash while we still can.

 

[davek]

I'd like to see you point out all the instances of that.

You have to be kidding?!

 

[Goat]

Number of Everton player of the season awards :

Phil Jagielka 1
Virgil Van My God How Crap am I 0

Number of Dutch caps :

Phil Jagielka 0
Virgil Van LOL 0
Ron Vlaar 31

 

[Goat]

Dont get me wrong: if you want a CB to put his head in where the boots are flying, Jagielka can do that. But he's not a player. Not one bit. Best for us to call time on this now. Get some cash while we still can.

Just admit your mistake and we can move on.

Phillip will embrace you back into his bosom.

 

[davek]

Just admit your mistake and we can move on.

Phillip will embrace you back into his bosom.

Vaulting this thread for next season when he's just fed through another forward for a tap in.