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Bungle said:
If this has come out your arse then that must have been a wild night

big-nothern-pike.webp
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There was certainly something fishy going on.
 

tommye said:
Combine them.

Have you ever snapped your banjo string gardening?
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Actually a "friend" of mine got a gardening job in Jersey by pretending he was French. It was for a lady Chatterley type who had a mouth like a Dyson (using an old Gardener term there). Snapped his banjo string like it was made out of tissue paper.

Worst thing of all was they fed him on low fat chickpea curry to mend his ailment. He told me only a mentalist would want that job.
 
cronullasharks said:
I vaguely remember telling him I planted a heap of Japanese knotweed and I could feel his rage from the other side of the world
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Tell him you like to stroll around suburban areas throwing handfuls of shredded knotweed rhizome onto any well kept front gardens you see.

His fume could be the cheap renewable clean energy source that ultimately saves the planet.
 



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