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[Sorrowful Soul]

You forgot to **float off** mate

I have yet to leave friendly mortal

Apparently there is a peep show to view

 

[tommye]

I have yet to leave friendly mortal

Apparently there is a peep show to view

Pull up a chair. Fireworks aots.

 

[tommye]

Checks upstairs.............Hears "Thanks Ted"

Wasn't me. I never speak with a full mouth.

 

[PITA]

Forgive my ignorance but wtf is a Pound Pesterer ?

Is this the only thing on this thread that you don't understand? Wow!

 

[terry nodder]

*irons xmas jumper *

 

[Boss_Blue]

Terry taking a leaf out of the Damo book on how to survive a savage mauling.

Ignore all of the beatings and carry on posting as if nothing has happened.

Impressed to see him carry it off considering he now has more holes in him than a Syrian rebel.

 

[The T-Dex]

Terry taking a leaf out of the Damo book on how to survive a savage mauling.

Ignore all of the beatings and carry on posting as if nothing has happened.

Impressed to see him carry it off considering he now has more holes in him than a Syrian rebel.

Like a turd that won't flush.
Like Adam Sandler.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Forgive my ignorance but wtf is a Pound Pesterer ?

Ask my missus, she'll guide you.

 

[tommye]

Terry taking a leaf out of the Damo book on how to survive a savage mauling.

Ignore all of the beatings and carry on posting as if nothing has happened.

Impressed to see him carry it off considering he now has more holes in him than a Syrian rebel.

Holliday Syndrome.

 

[larbert toffee]

 

[JammyP]

 

[Bungle]

10/10 Would read again.

@Donald Twain

 

[JammyP]

"Just to clear the record, all citizens of Hudson should be put on notice that if you park your locked vehicle on the street on a sub-zero night with a life-size realistic mannequin seated in it... we will break your window."

( http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38350806 )

 

[Encoder]

Don't really post much in the Ale House but genuine tears at this thread and the ITK one

I love this place sometimes lol

 

[mezzrow]

I mean, I likely won't touch the Everton forum. I hate us enough already. But ale and world is fair game.

Soundest thing I've read on here in beards.