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[mezzrow]

He swallows. He really is wonderful.

(script consultation)

"how about those Zappa lyrics? they'd fit right here, y'know." (nods all around table)

IN ORANGE

[SY BORG:]
All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient

[JOE:]
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

[SY BORG:]
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.

[JOE:]
Does that mean maybe later
You'll plook me....

[SY BORG:]
If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy

[JOE:]
Just me and you?

[SY BORG:]
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay Bob doll
He goes all the way...
Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?

[JOE:]
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?

[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER]
This is him.
Your wish is his command
He likes you
He wants to kiss you always
Just tell him what you want

 

[tommye]

(script consultation)

"how about those Zappa lyrics? they'd fit right here, y'know." (nods all around table)

IN ORANGE

[SY BORG:]
All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient

[JOE:]
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

[SY BORG:]
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.

[JOE:]
Does that mean maybe later
You'll plook me....

[SY BORG:]
If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy

[JOE:]
Just me and you?

[SY BORG:]
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay Bob doll
He goes all the way...
Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?

[JOE:]
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?

[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER]
This is him.
Your wish is his command
He likes you
He wants to kiss you always
Just tell him what you want

What happens in Woolly's garage stays in Woolly's garage.

 

[Khalekan]

It's a bit like Everton's clear-the-air discussion on Monday isn't it? Really feel we've turned a corner

I am reserving judgement about that until Monday night

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

I think on the whole the forum is very fairly moderated.

Every forum needs diversity in opinion, otherwise what is the point?

Slapping the Kopite tag on somebody just for having a different opinion deters many posters from posting.

It's the classic passive aggressive post approach with the emotive kopite, however, I switch off when abbreviations are used.. WUMs??

 

[terry nodder]

Hee hee, what time is the big unveiling anyway?

Cheers TeRRy

 

[orly]

You run and hide Ted, while we cover our eyes, count to a hundred and then release the dogs...

Don't do that, he'll run back towards them with his trousers round his ankles

 

[Donald Twain]

10/10 Would read again.

@Donald Twain

@Bungle give us kiss!

 

[Prevenger17]

@Bungle give us kiss!

I love you Donald

 

[Woolly Blue]

Is this the only thing on this thread that you don't understand? Wow!

Scarily, I understood everything else. I probably spend too much time on here.

What happens in Woolly's garage stays in Woolly's garage.

We have a driveway but no garage. Best to keep things out in the open and enjoy the outdoor life.

 

[Donald Twain]

I love you Donald

I do too!

 

[Prevenger17]

Ignore all of the beatings and carry on posting as if nothing has happened.

He showed too much of his chin. Should have kept his fists up, stayed firmly in character and made absolutely no reference to the reality of the fractious relationships on this forum.

 

[jaycee]

Hee hee, what time is the big unveiling anyway?

Cheers TeRRy

Good to see the Nodster still bobbing and weaving

 

[Boss_Blue]

Good to see the Nodster still bobbing and weaving

Only with his head though.

The rest of him is in a cast.

 

[larbert toffee]

Hee hee, what time is the big unveiling anyway?

Cheers TeRRy

Well done Tez rising like an early morning Phoenix from an Arizona Quagmire.

 

[evertony]

Stepped into the thread to have a read last night, ate some chilli cheese and pork pie too near bedtime and woke in the night having weird dreams about a GOT implosion....a right royal rumble in the forum with more multis than you could shake a shitty stick at. Got back off and then woke, troubled, at 5ish. Casually peeped inside GOT again and realised it was sod all to do with the infused cheese.
Highly entertaining but totally unfathomable, and seemingly not yet fizzled out.
Multis, WUM's, ITK's.....we salute you. Making GOT great again.....even if we haven't got a 'kin clue what it's all been about.