Totally devastated for them, I had no idea. I'm speed dialing Bono and Bob now, my God we'll get this sorted for them. I'm thinking a headlining slot on the 6 o'clock news, gather a few footballers up and put them in a field to show their plight and bring awareness to this impending humanitarian crisis.
After that let's get a charity single out with all the pop stars of today, "Do they know it's 11:30(am) and I'm just going home, at all".
Then a big concert at Wembley called 'Dive Aid', where Bob can swear and plea to the country that "there are footballers right now who can't spend their fecking money, so what's the point in them being millionaires!"
I just hope they can hang on until we fix it.