Qualities the next Everton manager needs to possess

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Nerves of steel. Maybe we need Superman.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Refers to himself in the third person

 

[Caolam]

He needs the a good right foot to give our bunch of wasters a kick up the a@*e.

 

[Fansince1988]

Why mate?

Because realistically is he going to leave Atletico Madrid to come here, he would have to be offered a ridiculously good deal, actually I said best paid manager in the PL I actually think he would have to be the best paid manager in the world to come here. It would cost Moshiri an absolute fortune, but perhaps Ustinov could help him.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Hello mein frandelinos

Not a good day for us supporting Everton.

A new boss feels inevitable now. What qualities / characteristics do YOU feel the next manager should have?

A quick five from me:

1. Has a passionate hatred from a long-held grudge against Gylfi and never has him near the squad.
2. HATES players with long hair and weird glasses and treats the same as Gylfi
3. Likes winning football matches and scoring blammos
4. Has a vocabulary that allows for intelligible, tolerable press conferences
5. Is not Phil Neville, Mark Hughes or Martin O'Neill

6. Has a slow watch so Kean can get some gametime.

 

[Yakinblue]

Because realistically is he going to leave Atletico Madrid to come here, he would have to be offered a ridiculously good deal, actually I said best paid manager in the PL I actually think he would have to be the best paid manager in the world to come here. It would cost Moshiri an absolute fortune, but perhaps Ustinov could help him.

Yeah mate that's the spirit...NSNO sure the majority of Evertonians don't even know what that means.

 

[Fansince1988]

Yeah mate that's the spirit...NSNO sure the majority of Evertonians don't even know what that means.

Spirit has nothing to do with it, I’m just talking realistic.

 

[Yakinblue]

Spirit has nothing to do with it, I’m just talking realistic.

You don't link spirit with Everton Football Club?

 

[Groan]

Delivers the post match interviews through the medium of dance.

 

[Yorkie89]

Spirit has nothing to do with it, I’m just talking realistic.

Don’t be realistic on here mate people take it for some kind of weakness and stick to beat you with. The best manager we literally have the slimmest of chances of getting is Pochettino and let’s be honest he ain’t going to touch us with a shitty stick. We are getting Moyes whether we like it or not

 

[Fansince1988]

Yeah mate that's the spirit...NSNO sure the majority of Evertonians don't even know what that means.

Nothing but the best, but realistically like I put before only massive amounts of money will draw the best. Imo Simeone would want atleast £10 million a year and £200 million transfer fund, then he might talk to us but I wouldn’t guarantee it.

 

[Ring master]

Just a bit of anger to let the players know hes not happy for a start,not let them get away with stuff,stop playing the crap players for the sake of it even when they have been rubbish for weeks

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Is not a proven failure only in the frame because he's our least worst recent manager.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Yeah mate that's the spirit...NSNO sure the majority of Evertonians don't even know what that means.

Well, those who do speak as much latin as Simeone speaks English.

 

[Yakinblue]

Nothing but the best, but realistically like I put before only massive amounts of money will draw the best. Imo Simeone would want atleast £10 million a year and £200 million transfer fund, then he might talk to us but I wouldn’t guarantee it.

EFC play in the richest league in the world mate....